WD-40... just can't beat that smell when the engines hot...
WD-40... just can't beat that smell when the engines hot...
I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!
Maybe McDuck wants to get married here.... http://www.wasingfisheries.co.uk/
"...you meet the weirdest people riding a Guzzi !!..."
Do you mean frotting motorbikes (just make sure they cool down first, and dont let your wife catch you)
One word - PLEDGE - carry on.
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Simple Green, p'raps.
Fkn usless stuff, AND it's rather caustic, so if you don't rinse it off promptly, it leaves gnarsty marks.
Yeah, it's good, as is the Brake Cleaner you can get from them, which is basically drycleaning fluid, so it's excellent for removing chain spooge that you've tracked inside onto the new carpet....
Word of Warning about the engine degreaser: it can be very good at redistributing itself onto (and into!) your tyres, where it makes a very excellent friction/traction reducer on wet roads. Another thing that's excellent for that is that wheel cleaner that contains a "super-duper secret repelling agent for stopping road spooge and brake dust from sticking to your wheels". I suspect it's a soluble silicon or the like, and it's excellent for coating your tyres to stop the road sticking to them.
Wasing a bike
I've wased several bikes. The first one I wased by t-boning a car. It was a bike before that; afterwards it was modern sculpture, till the next owner tok another wased bike, mated them, and produced an offspring that looked similar to its two parents.
The second bike got wased by a car u-turning into it.
And then there's the current bike - only partially wased. It was shiny and nice-looking until I dropped it at a near-standstill on one side then t'other.
... and that's what I think.
Or summat.
Or maybe not...
Dunno really....![]()
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Fuck, it was right.![]()
THE FOUR RULES OF EXPLORING THIS AMAZING COUNTRY OF NZ
RIDE SAFE, RIDE HARD, RIDE FREE
and try not sound so route 51 american brudda
This is grate! Another word introduced into the KB lexicon.
Soo.....
Now we can say, "I praked my sprotsbike in the gargre, which was worngA, as it was on fire and it got wased".
... and that's what I think.
Or summat.
Or maybe not...
Dunno really....![]()
Smarties
If it is only a bit dirty but beyond a quick wipe with a clean dry cloth prior to detailing, use a bucket of warm soapy water and hand sponge the grime off (a bit like the nurse does in hospital) rub dry with a towel (again that nurse....) then apply your preferred finishing agents.
If it is a filthy mess after a week of touring and getting caught in crap weather you may need to crack out the hose. But only use low pressure and keep it away from the electrics. Also plug the muffler ends when squirting. Once the bulk crap is hosed off treat as above and lightly hose again. Blow-dry (nurse?) or go for a quick spin to dry off the bike. Then apply your finishing agents.
To remove road tar or stubborn bug splatters a bit of WD40 works wonders.
For finishing I like a high quality polish and wax for the paint, Autosol for bright alloy, chrome and stainless. Use a silicone spray on a clean rag for painted engine parts, cables etc.
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the funyist fred i've red for a long tome![]()
A universal dream of greatness is that
We push ourselves to the limit
Yet still be brilliant when the chips are down.
Sometimes , The struggle kills the dream.
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