this is funny

[igor]

less than 1.5 hrs old

Scene. Hamilton City

2 lovely female Constables out cruising the street, it is a very quiet night. See a bike and it is being ridden by a Male in a Nazi helemt. Think they better have a chat.

The bike takes off and they can't read the number plate as it only has 3 letters. Comms give the big speel. zero traffic

Chased down into Frankton area at average speeds.

The bike rider attempts to ride into a carpark. Mistake 1. Chain fence at shin height, hits and oops falls off. Comms is calling for sitrep. Female cops attempting to answer but are laughing to much

Offender picks up bike and rides across carpark towards rail lines. Mistake 2, another chain fence doesn't see it and repeats Mistake 1.

female really pissing themselves with laughter now.

Bored Nightshift cops appearing out of woodwork for a look.

Offender picks up bike again and starts riding up railway lines in middle of tracks. This is a high usage area in yards and needs a bi of packing up with gravel. Mistake 3. falls off again.

picks it up and carries on up tracks. cops appearing everywhere. sees one and turns around on tracks. drops bike again

heads back down tracks and falls off in same place as b4 cop catchs him up and does the WWF slam on him. The guy is shagged and apprehended.

poor old Mongrel mob member on a stolen Truimph 900. now in the cells looking at numerous charges

the bike came off very well wot i could see

[Sniper]

Hahaha, shows the average brain power of some people who steal. Usually hindered by the slight intake of copious amounts of methamphetamines.

[Hooks]

Well fuck me!!! ...A classic example of Spud's Criminal Stupidity !!
Repetitive even !!!

[erik]

If it was his own bike and he was just doing a runner, I'd almost feel sorry for him.

[Riff Raff]

LMFAO What a drongo!!!

[Two Smoker]

LMFAO What a drongo!!!

LMAO!!!! "Drongo" LMAO

And back to the original post.... LMFAO!!!! He must have been pissed, wish they had video footage...

[inlinefour]

less than 1.5 hrs old

Scene. Hamilton City

2 lovely female Constables out cruising the street, it is a very quiet night. See a bike and it is being ridden by a Male in a Nazi helemt. Think they better have a chat.

The bike takes off and they can't read the number plate as it only has 3 letters. Comms give the big speel. zero traffic

Chased down into Frankton area at average speeds.

The bike rider attempts to ride into a carpark. Mistake 1. Chain fence at shin height, hits and oops falls off. Comms is calling for sitrep. Female cops attempting to answer but are laughing to much

Offender picks up bike and rides across carpark towards rail lines. Mistake 2, another chain fence doesn't see it and repeats Mistake 1.

female really pissing themselves with laughter now.

Bored Nightshift cops appearing out of woodwork for a look.

Offender picks up bike again and starts riding up railway lines in middle of tracks. This is a high usage area in yards and needs a bi of packing up with gravel. Mistake 3. falls off again.

picks it up and carries on up tracks. cops appearing everywhere. sees one and turns around on tracks. drops bike again

heads back down tracks and falls off in same place as b4 cop catchs him up and does the WWF slam on him. The guy is shagged and apprehended.

poor old Mongrel mob member on a stolen Truimph 900. now in the cells looking at numerous charges

the bike came off very well wot i could see

I hope the bike gets all the necessary care required to make a full recovery and is not too traumatised by the whole affair

[Riff Raff]

LMAO!!!! "Drongo" LMAO

watching too much Neighbours and Home & Away during my incapacitation...........

[scumdog]

What a hoot! Wishe I'd been there.

Now THAT lack-wit WOULD piss on a live electric fence more than once - or twice - or three times.....

[sels1]

L.O.L! Good story, good job.

I suppose the owner wont be quite so amused, but at least he will get his bike back

[Warren]

After reading that, all I can say is poor Truimph. Did they get it on video by any chance?

[Jantar]

I hope he is charged with failing to stop, theft of the bike, and with willfully mistreating a classic piece of machinery.

[igor]

I hope he is charged with failing to stop, theft of the bike, and with willfully mistreating a classic piece of machinery.

hes looking at a bit more than that. I spoke with him ad told him ya riding a Trophy not a tiger, Trophy won't go over fences and railway tracks, Tigers will. He had to laugh as he new he was snookered.

Unsure what type owned the bike but it was from Napier way.

No video, i ant seen a video camera in a car for about 10 years.

[igor]

and another one bits the dust

:eyepoke:

[moko]

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No video, i ant seen a video camera in a car for about 10 years.

All traffic cars in the U.K. have video and if they pull you you get invited to sit in the car and watch the video before you start denying things.
Wasn`t you stopped the pommy guy on the 1100 BMW a couple of years back was it,one who put it on the sidestand on the road camber then couldn`t get the bastard great lump off the stand again,,just outside Hammy? Had a mate on a V-max had to give him a hand while cop sat there laughing?Yep,that was me,probably was a story going round the station for a while,cop that stopped me was actually a decent bloke...........didn`t have to laugh so loud though