This crazy-man just came to my house and took my old PC monitor.
Fruit-loop.
This crazy-man just came to my house and took my old PC monitor.
Fruit-loop.
"It would be spiteful, to put jellyfish in a trifle."\m/ o.o \m/
Mr.Fruit Loop if'n you please! And just as well we did the plastic bin liner jobby! It bucketed down all the way back to Southside!
Not a drop of rain on it!
Yes, did have a cage, but where's the fun if'n you always take the easy option? And as I say, any excuse for a ride!![]()
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"I like to ride anyplace, anywhere, any time, any way!"![]()
Myself and an anchor light attached to a 90cm pole.
Myself and a lightboard for the trailer. the lightbord was attached vertically to my backpack and I looked like Boba Fett carrying a lance.
Myself and a weekly supply of groceries after my cage got anally penetrated on amber.
"People are stupid ... almost anyone will believe almost anything. Because people are stupid, they will believe a lie because they want to believe it's true, or because they are afraid it might be true. People's heads are full of knowledge, facts, and beliefs, and most of it is false, yet they think it all true ... they can only rarely tell the difference between a lie and the truth, and yet they are confident they can, and so all are easier to fool." -- Wizard's First Rule
The bulkiest single non-human item was a large boxing bag.
The biggest single human item was me.
The heaviest load was five large bags of kitty litter from pac'n'save - One over the tank, held there by the one in my jacket, two on the pillion seat squeezed between me and the top box, and one in the top box. I, er, had a chemical spill I didn't really want to tell the authorities about.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
has to be the mother in law
Quote Jan 2020 Posted by Katman
Life would be so much easier if you addressed questions with a simple answer.
Time to update an old thread of mine![]()
Enjoy...
"Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary - that's what gets you."
Jeremy Clarkson.
Kawasaki 200mph Club
When I was in London turned to the pickup spot (a mechanic) they had fucked up the size of the pickup needed.
I get there look at the cargo and ask "have you got any rope?"
Their jaws just hit the ground.
Items to be picked up.
Car windscreen and bumper
Sorry no photos. too busy looking over the screen to see traffic.
--Kasper
Oi! where's me tigers head?
4 ft from its tail!
Paul Holme's ego....
My best mate got married and we were all asked to contribute to the wedding costs rather than buy presents.
I supplied the music.....
When I had the RG150 I rode from Lower Hutt to Otaki with two large stainless steel oven trays strapped to the back, and a pavlova in a cake tin in a tank bag! Well, the other half loved my baking but he didn't have any oven trays so I took mine up to his place!
Yes, I am pedantic about spelling and grammar so get used to it!
On my old bike I carried a duvet, 2 pillows and 2 large wooly blankets.
Recently I carried a printer, tied onto the packrack with bungy cords.
What you have in your heart will be revealed through what you have in your life.
If things are going badly in our circumstances, the answer to what is happening to us outwardly is more often than not found in the mirror.
An ironing board. Carried it under one arm. Not fun!
The greatest pleasure of my recent life has been speed on the road. . . . I lose detail at even moderate speed but gain comprehension. . . . I could write for hours on the lustfulness of moving swiftly.
--T.E. Lawrence (of Arabia)
A vacuum cleaner.
I had the unit on the back, the hose in a backpack and the tubes in my jacket.
Ahhhh student days
Along time ago, I saw Sidecar Bob take a rather large passenger on his Katana........ from memory, dropped her off the back when he wheelied it from a traffic light without even trying........ as I said, 'was rather large'........
As for me? Nothing large on the back.......
Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??
a 20 in tv
from auckland to paeroa
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the art of diplomacy is saying nice doggie,
until you find a big rock
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