Want a laugh? Check out this bike!

**Danger** · 5th July 2008, 22:17

Ha ha funny as guys but guess what? It gets even better! The new auction for the same bike has no reserve! And the first bid is only a $1.00! Yes its true! Who's gonna snap this one up? Maybe we should all chip in and have a ritualistic bike demo day, all captured on film for everyones entertainment! I mean bike demo day as in demolition!

**Danger** · 5th July 2008, 22:21

I see the luxury exhaust has been removed from the new listing. I think I'll ask why?

**Danger** · 5th July 2008, 22:26

My question

Does this wun come with a luxurly exhaust coz I was leally rooking for 1 of those and a bike with a luxurly exhaust wood just be a big bonus on top

**EJK** · 5th July 2008, 22:29

Originally Posted by Danger

Ha ha funny as guys but guess what? It gets even better! The new auction for the same bike has no reserve! And the first bid is only a $1.00! Yes its true! Who's gonna snap this one up? Maybe we should all chip in and have a ritualistic bike demo day, all captured on film for everyones entertainment! I mean bike demo day as in demolition!

That'll worth a dollar!

**camchain** · 6th July 2008, 16:21

Dammit Danger you made me look at that thing (Nausea passing and offset by amusement).

I really like they way the lower frame cradle attaches at a different angle to the down tube, (good spotting clmintie) but what's really needed to visually set this glamour machine off is 'LUXURY HANDLEBAR TASSLES' to match the polka dot handlebar pad.

Pity the top bid has gone over the $25 I'd pay for it. I'd love to see this thing chained to a tree at the Sandpit with a luxury sledgehammer next to it. Seriously.

I'd have to check but I think glamour Handlebar tassles may be available from Lucky Happy Flying Sky Dragon Manufacturing Company Inc. (Hard Parts division. Sorry KTMers but it is orange)

**clmintie** · 6th July 2008, 16:34

The questions are starting to get interesting again.....

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/List...x?id=164334124

**Kittyhawk** · 6th July 2008, 17:32

Well, the speedo looks like a calcuator strapped on the front

The colour scheme is totally wrong

Tyres, are they made of recycled condoms?

Frame, buckles under the pressure of entering into someones drive way then the engine drops out

The bike in pic 1 does it magicially change colour from black to yellow in pic two?

The brakes at the rear look like the little 50cc I sat on at the warehouse...put on the back brake the disk locked up and stopped but the wheel kept spinning!!

The bolts in the frame guarantee they arent lock tight and even if they were they'd rattle out!

Fark thats a bad bike! Well its not even worthy to be called a bike!!

**Kittyhawk** · 6th July 2008, 17:43

LMAO i threw up a couple of questions

**Kittyhawk** · 6th July 2008, 17:49

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Mo...-162469737.htm

is this one road worthy?

**arj127** · 6th July 2008, 18:29

A few minor adjustments and it will be a front runner in the world motocross championships for sure!

**daytona 2** · 6th July 2008, 18:29

zongshen are actualy believe it or not quite good because there imported by triumph nz which dont import shit bikes or "bummer hummers" lol

**portokiwi** · 6th July 2008, 18:35

EEC approv high standred bike, ROAD LEGAL BIKE,$330 ORC at buyer expense if need regist ,bike is new in a box,96%assembled.

Engine type:japanese standred AAA grade single cylinder,4 stroke
Starting mode: kick/electric start
Max speed(km/h):125
Max power (KW/min):14.8*6500
Max torque (n/min):19.8/5500
Wheel base(mm):1430
Ground clearance(mm):340
Seat height(mm):960
Gross/net weight(kg):130/109
Assembled dimensions(L*W*H)(mm):2020*840*1280

**full size 18" and 21" wheels
**new adjustment on rear wheel
**digital mileage meter
** adjustable front shocker
**adjustable rear shocker
**engine protector
** front shocker mud protector

full size adult bike,not for kids

NOT BUMMER HUMMER.

Is it as good as a pocket bike lol

**tnarg** · 6th July 2008, 18:43

There was a guy up the sandpit yesterday with a bike very similar to one of these. I sat at an intersection watching him trying to move the thing and he didn't look like he was having fun haha. Not sure if it was him or the bike having the troubles but was a little entertaining for me for me to watch.