Educating the cagers...

[vifferman]

Yeah, I do the "educate the dumbarse" thing too.
Dunno why... mebbe I'm a smartarse?
Last week I was following someone for ages with the left confirminator in his car confirming that some time in the last few weeks he's made a left turn. In the end, ah couldnae stand it no more, Cap'n, and passed him, pulled in front, and sat there flipping my injimicators from left to right andf back again.
It took the daftbastid only ...ooooh... about two minutes of this before his confirminator returned to dormant mode. That means, of course, that for two minutes he noticed neither that he was about to turn left into a concrete wall, nor that my indicators were doing mental things.

Unfortunately, most people don't appreciate being ejoomickated, as of course their driving skills are WAAAAAYYYYYYY better'n average, so no-one can tell them / show them what to do.

But sometimes it's fun trying...

[Bikernereid]

We were out on the bike the other day in rush hour traffic (which considering how narrow the raods are in Pompey and how many cars there are can be fun) when some bloody boy racers undercut us. Well I gave them the finger and Shane being the polite chap that he is inquired as to whether he could "fuck them off". Of course I said yes. Well he passed them at some speed only to cut them up. The look on the sad little fookers face was priceless. Don't think he will undercut another bike again in a hurry!

There is more than one way to skin, ooh sorry educate a cat.

[CookMySock]

We pullled up along side him and low and behold he was texting! Now this bloke was 60 if he was a day and should have known better.

haw haw! My digital dash needs to be reset coz my lights upset it, right ? So I turn the key off and on again.. POWWWW! Bewdy backfire ay! LOL. It's my new found WAAAAAKE UUUUP!!! weapon. Works real good, speshially near their open drivers window.

DB

[gijoe1313]

And then there was this one time at band camp ...