Bike Manuals

[mangell6]

Friends daughter was purchased a scooter, you know the el cheapo 49cc jobbies, here are some extracts from the manual.


1. NOTICE ITEMS FOR SAFELY DRIVE

Please you keep natural and relaxing mood, wear comfortable clothing when driving.
You drive the vehicle without worry and with relaxing mood and carefully, especially obeying the traffic rules.

NOTICE
- Please the driver doesn't wear loosing or too long clothing to happen to accident.
- Forbid to touch with the skin of your body because the exhaust pipe has very high temperature after burn out in 10 minutes or the period of driving.
- Please keep the motorcycle away off the dry lawn or tinder to avoid to happen to damage.


Way of Driving
- Should only keep the natural guise to operate it with actively.
- Performance of safely operations is made effect to position of seat, so please seat in center, if not will happen to accident.
- The body should lean in the road when swerving, if not, will lose controlling.
- Pay attention to driving the broken road or crush road. Firstly acknowledge the conditions on the accidented road, should reduce the speed, and relax the hand, shoulder and catch hold of bar of throttle.


(Phew, hard work reading the small extract, try typing it from the manual. And my favourite piece)


WAY OF STARTING FOR ENGINE

(1) Start engine before checking the gasoline, oil and battery.
(2) Support the main stand when starting engine and make the wheel leave away ground.
(3) Turn the blank key to "ON".
(4) Can start it by electric or kick starting system, if adopt the electric starting, must catch hold of front braking or step rear breaking pedal.
(5) Turn the blank key to "OFF" when cold especially in winter. And step the starting rod about 5 times, pouring into a little gasoline, touching with electric line till starting, and speed up oil throttle, warming up 2-3 minutes.
NOTICE
- If there has not reach at 90# gasoline or use the motorcycle long before, and start to use it, please handle it per way of above (5).
- In order ro extend the usage of new, should use kick starting to start.
(6) When starting the period of warm, open the key and start it by electric starting system or kick starting system. Because it is designed as advanced electric warm starting and starting valve of carburetor.

(And now that we have started, let us read the instructions for stopping)


USING THE FRONT AND READ BRAKING AT THE SAME TIME WHEN BRAKING
- Braking it after turn the throttle previous place.
- Should slow brake it firstly and draw it.
NOTICE
- Make the vehicle unsteady and slick by using one braking, so pay attention to it.


(Phew, thats enough, can't do any more!)

[mangell6]

Who will be the first to correct the extracts???

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[Darryboy]

I love Engrish!
www.engrish.com

[crashe]

So that would have been the asian words translated into broken english....

All I can say is, this is not good....

I have to admit that I was laughing so much reading it all....
Thanks for taking the time to type it all up.....

Maybe thats why so many (certain ethnics) have so much trouble riding around on these scooters.. cos of how they have read the instructions...
or maybe they didnt read the instructions... cos they sure cause a number of problems in the city when they get out and about on these scooters.

[Coyote]

Both of these are from www.engrish.com

[Coyote]

[MSTRS:Me]

And this little gem

[Sniper]

Haha, thats gonna keep me amused for hours

[F5 Dave]

. . . because the exhaust pipe has very high temperature after burn out . . .

I imagine the tire gets a bit hot too.

Still give them credit, how many other manufacturers suggest doing smokies?

[Blakamin]

I imagine the tire gets a bit hot too.

Still give them credit, how many other manufacturers suggest doing smokies?

lol.... only one I know of is ford on their 2005 mustang site.... c'mon lotto!!! 3 Ducs and a 'stang!!!!

[inlinefour]

Friends daughter was purchased a scooter, you know the el cheapo 49cc jobbies, here are some extracts from the manual.


1. NOTICE ITEMS FOR SAFELY DRIVE

Please you keep natural and relaxing mood, wear comfortable clothing when driving.
You drive the vehicle without worry and with relaxing mood and carefully, especially obeying the traffic rules.

NOTICE
- Please the driver doesn't wear loosing or too long clothing to happen to accident.
- Forbid to touch with the skin of your body because the exhaust pipe has very high temperature after burn out in 10 minutes or the period of driving.
- Please keep the motorcycle away off the dry lawn or tinder to avoid to happen to damage.


Way of Driving
- Should only keep the natural guise to operate it with actively.
- Performance of safely operations is made effect to position of seat, so please seat in center, if not will happen to accident.
- The body should lean in the road when swerving, if not, will lose controlling.
- Pay attention to driving the broken road or crush road. Firstly acknowledge the conditions on the accidented road, should reduce the speed, and relax the hand, shoulder and catch hold of bar of throttle.


(Phew, hard work reading the small extract, try typing it from the manual. And my favourite piece)


WAY OF STARTING FOR ENGINE

(1) Start engine before checking the gasoline, oil and battery.
(2) Support the main stand when starting engine and make the wheel leave away ground.
(3) Turn the blank key to "ON".
(4) Can start it by electric or kick starting system, if adopt the electric starting, must catch hold of front braking or step rear breaking pedal.
(5) Turn the blank key to "OFF" when cold especially in winter. And step the starting rod about 5 times, pouring into a little gasoline, touching with electric line till starting, and speed up oil throttle, warming up 2-3 minutes.
NOTICE
- If there has not reach at 90# gasoline or use the motorcycle long before, and start to use it, please handle it per way of above (5).
- In order ro extend the usage of new, should use kick starting to start.
(6) When starting the period of warm, open the key and start it by electric starting system or kick starting system. Because it is designed as advanced electric warm starting and starting valve of carburetor.

(And now that we have started, let us read the instructions for stopping)


USING THE FRONT AND READ BRAKING AT THE SAME TIME WHEN BRAKING
- Braking it after turn the throttle previous place.
- Should slow brake it firstly and draw it.
NOTICE
- Make the vehicle unsteady and slick by using one braking, so pay attention to it.


(Phew, thats enough, can't do any more!)

How many people actually read the manual that comes with the machinery?