Bike crash permanent disabilities

**Hitcher** · 11th January 2005, 08:12

Originally Posted by jrandom

My left knee is sore to kneel on.

You'd be surprised at the number of sexual positions this makes uncomfortable.

I've heard of "hard on the knees" but this is getting ridiculous...

**Hitcher** · 11th January 2005, 08:14

Originally Posted by Rainbow Wizard

Betcha ACC don't pay out on that one!

If they fund seeing-eye dogs for the blind, hearing dogs for the deaf and eating dogs for the anorexic, the mind boggles as to the sort of dogs they'd fund for this disability...

**Hitcher** · 11th January 2005, 08:16

Originally Posted by Ghost Lemur

Isn't loss of virginity always permanent?

No. It's medically proven that your virginity will heal over again, given time...

**Madmax** · 11th January 2005, 08:41

virginity will heal over again, given time
mine has not?
I have had some good offs
my right arm is now an inch shorter than my left since
they took out the proximal ro of bones
my left leg is a bit bung as well,
after they put the plate in and said you will be fine and in a year we
will take the plate out
when they went to take out the plate (i had had one more off since)
Not only had i rebroken the leg,I had bent the plate
the doctor said if i bent it again it would stay in
(still have it)

**Skunk** · 11th January 2005, 09:07

Originally Posted by Mongoose

Suprised someone has not said how their injury makes it so hard to take the top of their single malt

My injury made it hard to get the top off my single malt.

**Paul in NZ** · 11th January 2005, 09:47

Left thumb is pretty well rooted and looks a bit.... Odd! (not to mention shorter)

Left knee is a bit rooted but that was possibly the basketball.

Left ankle gets sore. (smashed up in the thumb incident)

Mind has totally gone and guts have swollen somewhat strangely.

Paul N

PS. It never stopped me enjoying any sexual position except when I was positioned between these two guys and one looked a hell of a lot like Elton John!

**Wonko** · 11th January 2005, 10:06

What is this sex thing that you lot are going on about?

**James Deuce** · 11th January 2005, 10:07

Originally Posted by Wonko

What is this sex thing that you lot are going on about?

If you lost the hair and the tophat, you might find out.

**Wonko** · 11th January 2005, 10:24

Originally Posted by Jim2

If you lost the hair and the tophat, you might find out.

Have lost a lot of the hair, and it will all be gone come Febuary. Are you promising me sex when it's all gone?

**James Deuce** · 11th January 2005, 10:30

Originally Posted by Wonko

Have lost a lot of the hair, and it will all be gone come Febuary. Are you promising me sex when it's all gone?

If you want

**Hitcher** · 11th January 2005, 10:37

Originally Posted by Jim2

If you want

Jeez, I'm off to buy some Regaine -- pronto...

**Jackrat** · 11th January 2005, 16:01

Back injury that ain't going away even after two op's.
I can ride 4 hours max,then need a break of about 2-3.
If I go more than 4 hours I pay for it over the next few days.
I always wear a back brace on the bike.
They offered me another op' but I told em' to forget it.
All accidents my own fault in one way or another.
Nobody told me to get out of bed on any of those days.