Bike crash permanent disabilities

**Hitcher** · 11th January 2005, 20:09

Originally Posted by Skyryder

That's the hymen. Once Virginia has been visited by Mr Cockupp, she aint no virgin any more.

I thought the "Hymen Manoeuver" was when you grabbed somebody who was choking and made them cough it up?? Named after the legendary German physician Hymen Hacker...

**Mongoose** · 11th January 2005, 20:12

Originally Posted by Hitcher

I thought the "Hymen Manoeuver" was when you grabbed somebody who was choking and made them cough it up?? Named after the legendary German physician Hymen Hacker...

Close with a few unusual mistakes Mr Hitcher, change cough up to c#*k-up, and maybe you did save their life by choking them at the right moment?

**Riff Raff** · 11th January 2005, 20:27

Originally Posted by Mongoose

Close with a few unusual mistakes Mr Hitcher, change cough up to c#*k-up, and maybe you did save their life by choking them at the right moment?

:killing me:

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**Vagabond** · 11th January 2005, 20:30

Originally Posted by Hitcher

I thought the "Hymen Manoeuver" was when you grabbed somebody who was choking and made them cough it up?? Named after the legendary German physician Hymen Hacker...

What manouver do you use when a queer chokes ?

The Hindlick Manouver.

**StoneChucker** · 11th January 2005, 20:32

Now I understand why this girl I knew who asked me if I wanted to loose my virginity slapped me, when I reached from behind and started repeatedly squeezing her stomach/diaphragm...

**Hitcher** · 11th January 2005, 20:36

Originally Posted by StoneChucker

Now I understand why this girl I knew who asked me if I wanted to loose my virginity slapped me, when I reached from behind and started repeatedly squeezing her stomach/diaphragm from behind!

You've got me curious now. Did you pop your cherry at that juncture or not?

**Rainbow Wizard** · 11th January 2005, 21:41

Originally Posted by Riff Raff

Well I've always said, once I get a Ducati I won't need a man again!!! :love2:

Harder to ride well maybe!

I reckon le Voxan est le Ducati Francaise, power AND arrogance in one. Oops, did I say that?

**WINJA** · 11th January 2005, 22:00

俺は頭を打ってバカになってもうた！それ以降いつも腹が立つ

**StoneChucker** · 11th January 2005, 22:13

Originally Posted by Hitcher

You've got me curious now. Did you pop your cherry at that juncture or not?

No

**Mr Skid** · 11th January 2005, 22:29

Originally Posted by WINJA

AS FOR WE STRIKING THE HEAD, BECOMING FOOLISH, ALREADY IT IS! AFTER THE THAT THE STOMACH STANDS ALWAYS

何 ????????

**WINJA** · 12th January 2005, 17:48

[QUOTE=paparazzi]何 ????????[/QUOTE OH IS THAT WHAT IT SAYS

**Mr Skid** · 12th January 2005, 23:27

[QUOTE=WINJA]

Originally Posted by paparazzi

何 ????????[/QUOTE OH IS THAT WHAT IT SAYS

babelfish is my friend.

**inlinefour** · 15th January 2005, 16:57

Originally Posted by Rainbow Wizard

This could be a good idea for a poll so if any of you pollcreators want to do it be my guest. I know we (what do you mean WE white man?) come to grief from time to time, but I was wondering what the "permanent disability as a result" ratio is. Fortunately I have not acquired a PD but Onearmedbandit is a prime example of someone who has, and credit to him that he's still riding. And of crashes, what's the ratio of own/other person's fault? Posting invites are now open but I'd prefer the focus to be on road rather than track crashes. No restriction though OK.

But I can still hear my parents (oh I think thats the misses) tellin me what I can and cant do...