Guess what I got today!!??!!

**jrandom** · 13th January 2005, 07:33

Originally Posted by White trash

Ohhhh you've no idea!

Fucken dead, Honda Boy.

Seriously, you guys, what *is* it with the endless 'gay' obsession?

Quite frankly, if you want to portray an entirely heterosexual image to all and sundry, I'd recommend a few less sequences of nudge-nudge slip-me-the-shaft-Jimmy "no YOU'RE ghey, muthafucka!" "no, YOU are!" posts.

At this point I think we're all developing an image of WT & Co as conflicted, socially repressed men who spend just a little too much time with each other, trying just a little too hard not to consciously stare at their mates' leather-clad buttocks...

**Deano** · 13th January 2005, 08:25

Originally Posted by jrandom

Seriously, I'd recommend a few sequences of nudge-nudge slip-me-the-shaft stare at leather-clad buttocks...

Are you gay ?

**Deano** · 13th January 2005, 08:27

Originally Posted by White trash

Ohhhh you've no idea!

Fucken dead, Honda Boy.

So can you do me a great deal on a rear sport tec then ?

See ya tomorrow.

**Slipstream** · 13th January 2005, 08:39

Originally Posted by White trash

Kool? Sonny, the only time I'm gonna see your "kool" leathers is when I lap your sorry arse.

Which'll probably be once every three laps or so.......

Do you realise how this sounds after the "come out" posts?:love2:

and also,
"3 laps or so" is like being a 2 minute wonder, or so I'm told.

**White trash** · 13th January 2005, 15:51

Originally Posted by jrandom

At this point I think we're all developing an image of WT & Co as conflicted, socially repressed men who spend just a little too much time with each other,

Really? Who told you that? Considering you've never actually met me or any of my mates personally, I'd say it's all heresay (sp) and conjecture on your part.

Possibly even bad, second hand information, misinterpreted from listening to only one point of view somewhere and reading that as gospel.

Frankly, I couldn't give a fuck who thinks I'm gay. One of my closest friends "stepped out" within the last few years, and untill then, I was considered a "homophobe". Ask your inside source.

Maybe I am a raving poofta. Anyone reckon they can overtake a suspected queer at the track on Saturday?

Then again, maybe, the way I've always expressed my friendship to my close mates is through taking the piss constantly and funnily enough, they do exactly the same to me.

**Slipstream** · 13th January 2005, 16:06

Originally Posted by White trash

Really? Who told you that? Considering you've never actually met me or any of my mates personally, I'd say it's all heresay (sp) and conjecture on your part.

Look at your posts...recently and others

**Blakamin** · 13th January 2005, 16:09

Originally Posted by White trash

Then again, maybe, the way I've always expressed my friendship to my close mates is through taking the piss constantly and funnily enough, they do exactly the same to me.

Tis definately a bloke thing... my best mate in Oz answers the phone with "g'day poof" and my reply is "howzit fagboy?".... been the same for 20 years!!! even when I ring his work I ask if the gay one is there...
Must just be us older fukkas... in the days before "PC"

**Slipstream** · 13th January 2005, 16:11

WHITE TRASH IS NOT GAY

as far as I know

AND LIKES GIRLS LOTS

obviously this joke got a little out of hand

I appologise

**jrandom** · 13th January 2005, 16:14

Originally Posted by White trash

Really? Who told you that? Considering you've never actually met me or any of my mates personally, I'd say it's all heresay (sp) and conjecture on your part.

Possibly even bad, second hand information, misinterpreted from listening to only one point of view somewhere and reading that as gospel.

Nope. It's just my own take on "u r t3h gh3y LOL". I don't do 'second-hand information'. Mostly, I do random shots in the dark. You're not the first to get all twitchy about them. I should just shut the fsck up.

Originally Posted by White trash

Then again, maybe, the way I've always expressed my friendship to my close mates is through taking the piss constantly and funnily enough, they do exactly the same to me.

I think that's nice. And healthy, and stuff like that.

Perhaps if I was a close friend, *my* piss-taking would be more acceptable...

**jimbo600** · 13th January 2005, 16:16

Originally Posted by Slipstream

WHITE TRASH IS NOT GAY

AND LIKES GIRLS LOTS

With big strapons reaming out his already baggy hoop.

**Blakamin** · 13th January 2005, 16:19

I'm a lesbian........ cant help it....

**White trash** · 13th January 2005, 16:24

Originally Posted by White trash

Really? Who told you that? Considering you've never actually met me or any of my mates personally, I'd say it's all heresay (sp) and conjecture on your part.

Possibly even bad, second hand information, misinterpreted from listening to only one point of view somewhere and reading that as gospel.

Frankly, I couldn't give a fuck who thinks I'm gay. One of my closest friends "stepped out" within the last few years, and untill then, I was considered a "homophobe". Ask your inside source.

Maybe I am a raving poofta. Anyone reckon they can overtake a suspected queer at the track on Saturday?

Then again, maybe, the way I've always expressed my friendship to my close mates is through taking the piss constantly and funnily enough, they do exactly the same to me.

This aint twitchy. This is nervous.

Originally Posted by White trash

Hey fuckhead, I stayed outta this as I know what it's like to be young, dumb and full of.... but since you've incorrectly dragged my good name into disrepute I'm jumping on the bandwagon.

Everybody on this forum knows where I work and who I am, bring your sorry sack of CBR shit into my work and face me when you spout shit.

I've run from "The Man" before but unlike a brainless little Honda riding piece of shit such as yourself, I don't advertise and brag about it. I mean, you got caught, what a fucken looser!

Grow up and when you've got a real brain and bike, come see me shit head.

Personall attacks at people I consider friends will have you spitting out teeth real soon cockhead.

This is twitchy.

Maybe you just got a little close to the truth, I dunno.

**jrandom** · 13th January 2005, 16:27

Originally Posted by Blakamin

I'm a lesbian........ cant help it....

We have a bit of an existential problem here.

*I'm* also a lesbian, but I do not desire to shag you. And I can't fit that into my worldview.

So you can't be one too. Sorry. Out of the treehouse, right now, go on...