Guess what I got today!!??!!

[jrandom]

OK, right, I'd better 'splain about the lesbian logic thing then.

Blakamin and I can't *both* be lesbians, because the thing with lesbians is, they have sex with one another. Not with non-lesbians. Right?

And so if we're both lesbians, we're defining ourselves as being... mutually available.

And I've actually MET Blakamin, and, well, I esteem him greatly as a skilled rider of flaky Italian machinery and a worthy moderator of this here fine forum, but just let me say... even the Trashman and his Violators would be a preferable sexual alternative

(Does anyone else think that 'Trashman and the Violators' would be a great name for a rock band?)

Where was I?

Yes, well, anyway, there you go. And that's why Blakamin can't play with me in the lesbian treehouse.

Oh, yes, and for anyone who is (rightly) confused by Riff Raff's dark allusions to number theory, I should just state for the record that *that* conversation was consensual and between adults.

[Racey Rider]

... Mostly, I do random shots in the dark. You're not the first to get all twitchy about them.

I hear ya!

My wife gets a bit "Twitchy" about them too!

especial if it's getting late and she's got a big day tommorrow, or the kids have been ...

[White trash]

(Does anyone else think that 'Trashman and the Violators' would be a great name for a rock band?)

Yup. That's why I called us that. :spudbooge

[Blakamin]

*he said somethin here*

Thank fuck for that!!!!!!!

[SPORK]

Yup. That's why I called us that. :spudbooge

Well then shouldn't you spell "Violators" correctly?

Holy Crap! I think I beat Hitcher! :P

[Hitcher]

Holy Crap! I think I bet Hitcher!

I think you think that you beat me...

[SPORK]

.... And I think you need to get out more

All better now, happy?

[White trash]

Well then shouldn't you spell "Violators" correctly?

Holy Crap! I think I beat Hitcher! :P

Now now, no one likes a smart arse.......

Fricken school kids, to big for their boots, mumble, steam.....

[Coyote]

Now now, no one likes a smart arse.......

Fricken school kids, to big for their boots, mumble, steam.....

He's the smartest of all the arses

[SPORK]

Now now, no one likes a smart arse.......

Fricken school kids, to big for their boots, mumble, steam.....

Still too stubborn to change it though?

And Alarumba knows what he's talking about.

[Jamezo]

(Does anyone else think that 'Trashman and the Violators' would be a great name for a rock band?)

trust me, if I ever make it big, and start a novelty side-band (ala Metallica's seminal Spastic Children. Hetfield drums I think), Trashman and the Violators will be right at the top of the list! cheers for that!