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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave- View Post
    I was born in auckland, bought up in dunedin and live in christchurch.

    this means I have the genes (pun) off my neighbours washing line, I can tollerate low tempretures, and I only have 1 eye.
    lol 2 that :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by binklebonk View Post
    He probably lives with his mum
    ...he probably shags his mum...
    It's back..."Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    Burn him I reckon!

    Now you have posted his rego others may be tempted to do the same.

    Dont complain on here mate, take it to the cops.

    Seriously if it was that bad, lay a formal complaint! Sometimes a reminder from officialdom will increase a car drivers ability to see bikers, and reason!
    What mom said,Needs to learn this kind of behaviour is unacceptable.

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    Good one Vifferdork, reality huh, you are soooo way fuckin off base.

    Reading your post you assume I don't own/ride or split on a bike.

    As for your justification on being in front so as not to breathe in fumes, you ain't gonna breathe in anymore "fumes" than the next car in line with there window down. No need to pull in front just to let the driver know you are there - you ain't fuckin royalty.



    Is this a forum for plebs on bikes . . . no . . . really . . . shit, you don't say . . .

    Well done vifferdork.
    It is what it is

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    Quote Originally Posted by Patch View Post
    Good one Vifferdork, reality huh, you are soooo way fuckin off base.

    Reading your post you assume I don't own/ride or split on a bike.

    As for your justification on being in front so as not to breathe in fumes, you ain't gonna breathe in anymore "fumes" than the next car in line with there window down. No need to pull in front just to let the driver know you are there - you ain't fuckin royalty.



    Is this a forum for plebs on bikes . . . no . . . really . . . shit, you don't say . . .

    Well done vifferdork.
    Get off the P pipe man, you quite obviously have some issues
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boob Johnson View Post
    Get off the P pipe man, you quite obviously have some issues
    You only need to look at 'its' (no genda given) profile to relise that Boob, rides a moped, lives in the musume... as for the avatar, well why would you take this person seriously?
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    I was SO hurt being called "Vifferdork".
    He really should've searched KB before posting that - all previous references to "Vifferdork" were by some arsehole with the username of "Vifferman".

    Yawn....
    ... and that's what I think.

    Or summat.


    Or maybe not...

    Dunno really....


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    Quote Originally Posted by Manxman View Post
    ...he probably shags his mum...
    Oi, what's wrong with mums!! (Refers to earlier post, not yours, i haven't read all the posts on this thread). And most of us mums would be more likely to kick our offspring up their selfish brainless @rses if we knew they were acting like the dickhead in the OP. So as for shagging....... puhleeeeeease!
    p.s. at least we don't have a total monopoly on shit-for-brains motorists here in Dorkland.
    I lahk to moove eet moove eet...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    I'd hate to ever have to admit that my arse had been owned by a Princess.

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    Sounds like a normal South Auckland day to me...

    Wow... some serious sentiment goin on here...
    Given the amount of time I've spent on the road over the years in both cars and on bikes.. its an easy equation.

    1.Someones cat will always piss in their weetbix and they won't find out till its too late
    2. They'll spend the rest of the day taking the bad taste in their mouth out on everyone else
    3. Its just traffic ... get over it
    4. Knowing without a shadow of a doubt that the twat in the car is a Fu$ked up twizzle dick that was breastfed until he was 22 and still wets the bed is far more satisfying than paying medical and Paint & Panel bills.
    5.I'd rather keep pricks like that in front of me until I know i've got a good clear run.


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    There are some small brained bastards out there, some of them need a f--ckng hiding. Bikers unite. United we stand, divided, amongst the type of bike we like we fall

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    With a thread heading like that I've just got to post something.
    Some things are worth dying for, living is one of them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rocketman1 View Post
    Bikers unite. United we stand, divided, amongst the type of bike we like we fall
    I think I just pissed myself.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatjim View Post
    With a thread heading like that I've just got to post something.
    yeah it's pretty provocative....

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    Quote Originally Posted by vtec View Post
    I had held onto his rear wing
    Someone elses car is not yours to touch. Mind if I want to get home quicker and take your bike? I'll bring it back, honest. I like it when motorbikes filter, makes me feel good and I always make more room for them, cyclists.. not so much, but I've never had one touch my car.

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    i dont have patience for dickheads endangering me. i can kick the fuck out of their cars at the lights if they do nudge me in palmy, and sadly ive been nudged a few times and i will move over for big man to get past but if he wants to hurt my baby i will bury my steel toe in his
    Quote Originally Posted by Paul in NZ View Post
    Ha...Thats true but life is full horrible choices sometimes Merv. Then sometimes just plain stuff happens... and then some more stuff happens.....




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