Weetbix licenses

[slofox]

Puttering towards home yesterday, after a bracing ride in the westerly gale, through the urban area at a steady 50kph.......become aware of engine noise approaching from behind, on the left hand side.....funny, there's only a cycle lane on my left...then comes the car, which drives past, in the cycle lane, passing inside me and then pulling straight back out in front of me into the vehicle lane.....found the horn button eventually (Hadn't used it before) and "tootled melodiously upon the warning device" (and yelled just a little as well......politely of course!). Car then slows way down....so I pass and look questioningly through the driver's window. Driver winds window down as I pass. I get in front, pull off road to left and stop, preparing for a "verbal exchange"......car goes right past, very slowly, driver has passenger window down, shouts "I SORRY, I SORRY".....which prompts me to ask....."When did they start giving out licenses in weetbix boxes?"

[Number One]

SV horns are shit aren't they?!

I need to get me some airhorns

[jrandom]

SV horns are shit aren't they?!

GSX1400 horns aren't.

[Number One]

GSX1400 horns aren't.

indeed...big arse things so they should have a good horn...they help make bananas look really sexy too

[slofox]

SV horns are shit aren't they?!

I need to get me some airhorns

You can give me a h......OOOPS!....errrrrrr I mean, yes, I agree, SV horns are not impressive.....!

[Number One]

You can give me a h......OOOPS!

You know they aren't real eh?

[Steam]

Any old third-world license is recognised in NZ for one year. Madness.

[Murray]

driver has passenger window down, shouts "I SORRY, I SORRY".....which prompts me to ask....."When did they start giving out licenses in weetbix boxes?"

Are you sure the driver didnt say I SOLLY, I SOLLY, while he was eating his flied lice

[slofox]

Are you sure the driver didnt say I SOLLY, I SOLLY, while he was eating his flied lice

I didn't want to specify sex or ethnicity in case the rabid PC police came to get me......but no, driver was not Asian, nor eating rice, nor a he neither.....but I would hazard a guess that english was not language No.1.........

[popelli]

Any old third-world license is recognised in NZ for one year. Madness.

and the nz licence is recognised in most third world countries for a year

[Swoop]

I didn't want to specify sex or ethnicity in case the rabid PC police came to get me......but no, driver was not Asian, nor eating rice, nor a he neither.....but I would hazard a guess that english was not language No.1.........

So, just another stupid kiwi driver then...


This morning's commute allowed me to tootle melodiously. The driver, strangely enough, met the criteria you have stated...

[CRF119]

They should have to make drivers do a test on a track or somthing like we have to for our learners on road bikes! Car control Etc Left from right

[Number One]

They should have to make drivers do a test on a track or somthing like we have to for our learners on road bikes! Car control Etc Left from right

I once suggested something similar and was red repped and told I was speaking 'Utter Twaddle'

But I CONCUR good sir

[rustycharm]

Its just a pigs arse that no one hears you swear inside your helmet... theres nothing more frustrating knowing people can't hear the incredibly creative use of expletives aimed at them....

free tip of the day.... open your visor before spitting...