Bike crash permanent disabilities

[Rainbow Wizard]

This could be a good idea for a poll so if any of you pollcreators want to do it be my guest. I know we (what do you mean WE white man?) come to grief from time to time, but I was wondering what the "permanent disability as a result" ratio is. Fortunately I have not acquired a PD but Onearmedbandit is a prime example of someone who has, and credit to him that he's still riding. And of crashes, what's the ratio of own/other person's fault? Posting invites are now open but I'd prefer the focus to be on road rather than track crashes. No restriction though OK.

[James Deuce]

I have the illusion of complete mobility, but I am in fact slightly paralyzed in my upper right quadrant, with reduced fine control, which I've mostly remedied with drumming. I'm rated as being 20% disabled, i.e one missing limb, but thankfully it is spread around a few components, so the net effect is less than that.

Every crash is my fault, including the 4 attributed to other people (or their actions) by the Police, but especially the last one I had by myself.

[jrandom]

My left knee is sore to kneel on.

You'd be surprised at the number of sexual positions this makes uncomfortable.

[Blakamin]

My left knee is sore to kneel on.

You'd be surprised at the number of sexual positions this makes uncomfortable.

I can only come up with 37..... am I missing some??? (got hit-n-run'd at 16, my knees are farqed too)

[Rainbow Wizard]

My left knee is sore to kneel on.

You'd be surprised at the number of sexual positions this makes uncomfortable.

Betcha ACC don't pay out on that one!

[Riff Raff]

My left knee is sore to kneel on. You'd be surprised at the number of sexual positions this makes uncomfortable.

Tell her she has to go on top.... girls like that!!!

As for bike offskis - the rib I broke is taking a long time to heal - you'd be surprised how often sexual positions interfere with it!!!

[Mongoose]

Sheeesh, why do so many threads move onto either sex or grog? Suprised someone has not said how their injury makes it so hard to take the top of their single malt
Mine, two neck operations and no comment on how that affects the sex life

[Riff Raff]

Suprised someone has not said how their injury makes it so hard to take the top of their single malt

Well Mr Jim Beam has been coming round to see me, along with Mr Bacardi, and the occassional Miss (ooh er) Chardonney. HAven't had any problems getting the top off with them around!

[StoneChucker]

Hey Riff Raff, are you sure you broke that rib on a bike ofski? Or was it some other activity related accident? har har

My only bin, I can't blame on anyone but myself. Luckily I guess, I don't have any permanent disabilities from it, except that sometimes now I'm a complete and utter pervert. The knock must have transferred from my knee to my "pervert centre" in the brain. Doctors can't find any cure, and have given me a medical certificate to show to people, if they catch me perving.

Oh yeah, almost forgot to complete the subject: I love alcohol, sometimes...

[Mongoose]

Well Mr Jim Beam has been coming round to see me, along with Mr Bacardi, and the occassional Miss (ooh er) Chardonney. HAven't had any problems getting the top off with them around!

Because they are all people, you just undo the buttons of their tops to get them off. Awwwww crap, that leads you straight back to sex

[DarkNinja]

My left knee is sore to kneel on.

You'd be surprised at the number of sexual positions this makes uncomfortable.

I think that deserves a classic quote.... And a single malt

[Bonez]

I permenantly lost my virginity because of motorcycles .

[crazylittleshit]

I crushed a nut by clipping it between the tank and my leg

owwwwwwwwwwwe

(Managed to save the bike though)

No permanent damage just my pride.

[Ghost Lemur]

I permenantly lost my virginity because of motorcycles .

Isn't loss of virginity always permenant?

No disabilities here.

Sex and alcomohole.... mmmmm

[Riff Raff]

I permenantly lost my virginity because of motorcycles .

Well I've always said, once I get a Ducati I won't need a man again!!! :love2: