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  1. 7th June 2007, 15:40 #46
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    Thank god I dont ride a Honda.
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    Quote Originally Posted by terbang View Post
    HOW TO RIDE MOTORCYCLES

    1962 Safety Rules from Honda

    Taken from a 1962 Honda Motor Cycle Instruction Book. Translated by
    Honda for the American Motorcycle Rider

    1. At the rise of the hand by Policeman, stop rapidly. Do not pass
    him by or otherwise disrespect him.

    2. When a passenger of the foot, hooves in sight, tootel the horn
    trumpet melodiously at first. If he still obstacles your passage,
    tootel him with vigor and express by word of mouth, warning Hi, Hi.

    3. Beware of the wandering horse that he shall not take fright as you
    pass him. Do not explode the exhaust box at him. Go smoothingly by.

    4. Give big space to the festive dog that makes sport in roadway.
    Avoid entanglement of dog with wheel spokes.

    5. Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon.
    Press the brake foot as you roll around the corners, and save the
    collapse and tie up.
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    I guess you find it funny..........
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    Quote Originally Posted by terbang View Post
    HOW TO RIDE MOTORCYCLES

    1962 Safety Rules from Honda
    YES!! i knew there was a reason i had a honda.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by terbang View Post
    5. Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon.
    Press the brake foot as you roll around the corners, and save the
    collapse and tie up.
    One of my all time favourite quotes

    "If you can't laugh at yourself, you're just not paying attention!"
    "There is no limit to dumb."

    "Resolve to live with all your might while you do live, and as you shall wish you had done ten thousand years hence."
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    Quote Originally Posted by steved View Post
    That is terrible translation. Looks like they used an online translator or something.

    I like the Skid Demon though.
    Too right, but one flaw in the plan, they didn't have "online" in 1962.
    If you love it, let it go. If it comes back to you, you've just high-sided!
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    Ok im coming out of my closet just this one time , I too kinda have a curvy figure which makes it worse beacuse im a guy. Well the waist kinda goes in and the bum pushes out. When I was in college the girls in my year would slap me on the arse and squeeze because apparently it is firm, tight... I wear jeans
    .....if I find this as a signature Ill hunt you down, serious, capice?
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    Quote Originally Posted by yod View Post
    YES!! i knew there was a reason i had a honda.....
    And what is the reason? should be a good one while we wait for honda's
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    Quote Originally Posted by terbang View Post

    5. Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon.
    NO! It did not say that, really???

    That's classic - I'm changing my profile now...
    Keep it rubber-side down...
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    Quote Originally Posted by dogsnbikes View Post
    And what is the reason? should be a good one while we wait for honda's
    so i can use bizarre asian translations in my signature of course...why else?
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    [QUOTE=terbang;1086419]HOW TO RIDE MOTORCYCLES

    2. When a passenger of the foot, hooves in sight, tootel the horn
    trumpet melodiously at first. If he still obstacles your passage,
    tootel him with vigor and express by word of mouth, warning Hi, Hi.

    4. Give big space to the festive dog that makes sport in roadway.
    Avoid entanglement of dog with wheel spokes.

    I must try number 2, it`s much better than get off the fuckin road you cock sucking she-bitch.

    And as for number 4 , I always try to avoid getting a dog entangled in my spokes, Man it`s like they could see into the future. "SPOOKY"
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    Quote Originally Posted by terbang View Post
    When a passenger of the foot, hooves in sight, tootel the horn
    trumpet melodiously at first. If he still obstacles your passage,
    tootel him with vigor and express by word of mouth, warning Hi, Hi.
    Ok...Im picturing consenting sex on a motorbike between two adult males with foot feetishes...and one of them has hemorrhoids.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HDTboy View Post
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    Really? This is about as close as it gets.

    http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...ght=skid+demon
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    1962 Safety Rules from Honda

    Lol, had to share;


    1962 Safety Rules from Honda

    Taken from a 1962 Honda Motor Cycle Instruction Book. Translated by Honda for the American Motorcycle Rider:

    1. At the rise of the hand by Policeman, stop rapidly. Do not pass him by or otherwise disrespect him.

    2. When a passenger of the foot, hooves in sight, tootel the horn trumpet melodiously at first. If he still obstacles your passage, tootel him with vigor and express by word of mouth, warning Hi, Hi.

    3. Beware of the wandering horse that he shall not take fright as you pass him. Do not explode the exhaust box at him. Go soothingly by.

    4. Give big space to the festive dog that makes sport in roadway. Avoid entanglement of dog with wheel spokes.

    5. Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon. Press the brake foot as you roll around the corners, and save the collapse and tie up.







    oooooh......the skid demon!!!!! BEWARE!!!!

    Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? ...He's a mile away and you've got his shoes
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