Watch out for Blue Nissan Pulsar [REG Removed]

[Tank]

This is my sons car. Its a blue Nissan pulsar and based on the North Shore.

In the last 4 days he has see three bike accidents happen. (Not involved in any mind you)

First one - was a red light runner in Glenfield - bike was hit when moving forward on green.

Second one - Bike hit up the ass when stationary.

Third one - Noob on GN250 fell over on white lines turning right.

Obviously my son is a bad omen for bikers. Ive banned him from coming home to visit (and bring washing home for mummy to clean) until this changes.

If you see him coming - I suggest taking an alternative route.

BTW - I also have a daughter on the roads - but shes so oblivious (blond) to anything she wouldn't know that an accident happened even if she was in it so it may pay to waych out for her also!!!!


EDIT: Forgot to mention - that the boy got out and helped at all 3 accidents - Makes you feel good that the kid is so on to it.

[Mikkel]

How about putting the hypothesis to the test and getting your son on a motorcycle?

[Goblin]

BTW - I also have a daughter on the roads - but shes so oblivious (blond) to anything she wouldn't know that an accident happened even if she was in it so it may pay to waych out for her also!!!!

Heh! I have a friend the same. One day she was driving her Volvo down Fairy Springs Road and decided to visit friends who lived on the right. Jammed on her brakes and indicated at the same time and four cars piled up behind her. First car hit her hard enough for the tow ball to go through their radiator but she didn't even feel it. She got inside and looked out the living room window and said "Oh...there's been an accident out there!"
So beware the blond in the Volvo!

[Tank]

How about putting the hypothesis to the test and getting your son on a motorcycle?

And have cages start crashing into each other all the time ???

You may have an idea there.

[Blackbird]

BTW - I also have a daughter on the roads - but shes so oblivious (blond) to anything she wouldn't know that an accident happened even if she was in it so it may pay to waych out for her also!!!!

She wasn't on the Coromandel-Thames road on Sunday morning, was she?

Rotor and I caught up with a silver Nissan being driven by a blonde woman and followed her through the twisty bits whilst she was slowed by someone in front. Interesting how "biker clairvoyance" kicks into action! She hadn't made any noticeable wrong moves whilst following the other car, but we both got that "gut feeling". Maybe she was a tad too close to the car in front or something. When we could see clear ahead, I indicated and started pulling out to overtake both cars and because of the "feeling", gave her an extra wide berth. Sure enough, she pulled out without indicating! This is despite us being right behind her for about 1 minute and me with 100W Xenon bulbs in her mirrors!

Moral is: trust your instincts!

[Swoop]

I hope your son has been on a 1st Aid course.

The skills might be handy...

[FJRider]

And have cages start crashing into each other all the time ???

You may have an idea there.

What he said...

[FJRider]

Moral is: trust your instincts!

Blonde's mirrors are for checking/redoing make-up...get with it. NOT adjusted so they can see whats behind.

Moral should be... DONT TRUST ANYBODY...if you think they might...BE READY.

[Griffin]

Please tell your son not to travel south of the Bombays... if he has to for some unforseen reason tell him that his furthest southern boundary is Taupo... thanks

[flyingbrick]

hi there.

Please post pics of your daughter.

Many thanks,
Nathan.

[Tank]

hi there.

Please post pics of your daughter.

Many thanks,
Nathan.

The most important part of comedy is timing. Taking 10 days for a 'witty comeback' just does not cut it - sorry.

[Slyer]

Heh! I have a friend the same. One day she was driving her Volvo down Fairy Springs Road and decided to visit friends who lived on the right. Jammed on her brakes and indicated at the same time and four cars piled up behind her. First car hit her hard enough for the tow ball to go through their radiator but she didn't even feel it. She got inside and looked out the living room window and said "Oh...there's been an accident out there!"
So beware the blond in the Volvo!

They should have known that volvos always have right of way.