What a cock

**Dave-** · 24th July 2008, 17:31

rocked up at one of the lights on Fitzgerald (it's a 3 lane road) just now, I idled up between 2 cars to the front, plenty of room, the lights turn green and I give the usual oomf to get away from the perceived carnage behind me.

I notice as I pull away the cage to my left has kept pace, his front starts slipping towards me so I boost it to get out of the way, he didn't indicate I thought this guy wasn't paying attention or something, but then he slips right over to my right hand side and hoofs it up my right side, cuts me off, jams on his brakes and cuts back into the lane he was in before.

i stop chanting some music and say "fuck", so i keep my eye on this guy, rego was ASJ352 (i cant remember the 3 alphabetical letters, numbers are right but there was definitely a J) eventually traffic gods see fit for me to come up on his left, as I'm riding along the guy makes a swerve at me, I'm level with the driver so i kind of look in to see if he's on the phone or getting head or something, he swerves again....fuck this guys insane....I'm outta here a gap opens up in front of me so i boost it before he actually hits and he turns off at the next lights.

I thought back to that thread where someone chased the guy and found him picking up his Russian girlfriend and going to lunch...but this guy was gonna knock me off if I'd stuck there for another second...

actually now the initial shock has worn off I should've followed him, not like I've got anything to do this evening and a high speed chase could've been a bit of sport on what's been a pretty mundane day.

**KiwiRat** · 24th July 2008, 17:37

What a complete and utter fucking tool bag.

An absolute toilet bowl of a human being.

His cock must be really small for him to be so jealous of you getting to the head of HIS queue.

Glad he didn't get ya by the way.

**cs363** · 24th July 2008, 17:41

Yes, sounds like an obvious case of penile deficiency - or perhaps one of that nutter Anthony Dixon's relatives?

**pzkpfw** · 24th July 2008, 17:42

Any other details on the car? Some folk here may be able to confirm the rgo.

**Mom** · 24th July 2008, 17:44

Burn him I reckon!

Now you have posted his rego others may be tempted to do the same.

Dont complain on here mate, take it to the cops.

Seriously if it was that bad, lay a formal complaint! Sometimes a reminder from officialdom will increase a car drivers ability to see bikers, and reason!

**P38** · 24th July 2008, 17:45

Glad you weren't hurt.

Best not to play chicken with fuckwits like that mate.

Ultimately it a loosing end game thats will always end in tears.

Car Vs bike = Bike always looses.

Best thing is click it down a gear and blow on by or back off an let em go.

You'll live longer that way, believe me.

**dangerous** · 24th July 2008, 17:45

Welcome to the streets of chch Dave.

If ASJ352 is the number then its a blue VX Holden REG but NO WOF

**I'm motarded** · 24th July 2008, 17:47

shit you are lucky he didnt hit you. he sounds like a right muppet,

**fireliv** · 24th July 2008, 17:47

Dave go to the Police web site and lay a complaint about the driver through there. Thats really not on, what a faggot!

**gunrunner** · 24th July 2008, 17:50

He probably lives with his mum

**vtec** · 24th July 2008, 17:54

Man, sounds similar to some bastard that tried to hit me on my bicycle over here in Melbourne. I had held onto his rear wing from some lights cause we were about to go up a hill, and he just went ballistic. First of all planted it, but I can hold on to turbos at full throttle, so then he jumped on the brakes, and then swerved at me as he passed yelling obscenities. I smiled and waved as usual. Caught up to him at another set of lights just as he was taking off, and held on again ahhaha. He jumped on the brakes again, and then had a proper go swerving at me to the point where I nearly had to jump the kerb to avoid him. People going the other way saw and were flashing their lights at him. Then at another set of lights further up ahead, I decided to have a word with him.

Tap tap tap on his passenger window. His girlfriend in the passenger seat was shitting herself. He was undoing his seatbelt to get out and fight me. I just asked him what his problem was, and he piped up something about it not being cool to hold onto someone's car. I told him I do it all the time, and that it beats pedalling and laughed. Then I asked him if he thought he was making his girlfriend proud by trying to kill a cyclist. He said he wasn't doing it for her, then I said "good because it was fucking stupid, get off the drugs or chill the fuck out" then I cycled off. Next time he passed me gave me a wide berth... no tooting or swearing or swerving to kill me. Cyclist 1, Cars 1,000,000 approx.

I suppose it's a bit different cause I was sketching and you were splitting but the old swerve at the two wheels is the same.

**Swoop** · 24th July 2008, 18:02

Originally Posted by P38

Car Vs bike = Bike always looses.

Not necessarily...

**Mully** · 24th July 2008, 18:05

It's amazing how many cagers dislike filtering. I do this most evenings up Nelson St to the motorway. Most people make room, but the odd one tries to block and then once you are past, tailgates you.

Simply amazing. I think it's because you are getting home quicker. And having a lot more fun doing it.