Not all cops are arseholes

**madbikeboy** · 13th May 2008, 17:49

Boys and girls,

Just got away with 75 in a 50...

My excuse is really, REALLY piss poor. Was coming down the hill towards my house, was messing around with the stupid Selespeed transmission in the new cage, trying to work out how to change gears, forgot to check the speed, and as I did, I realised that a patrol car was coming towards me.

The sound you just heard was me hanging my head in shame.

So, before plod even had a chance to pull over, I did the Mormon Few escape and raced off into oblivion... No, not even close (do I look retarded?), before plod could even get his crummydore turned around, I was standing beside the stupid car with my head hanging.

I told him the absolute truth, and said fair cop, and he checked out the car and new number plate, and looked at the receipt for the new registration plate this afternoon and realised that he was talking to an moron (that'd be me), and I could point at my house, so he knew that I had just gone around the block...

And I got away with just a telling off.

I asked him to watch out for little asshole boy racers driving shitty nissans with useless big bores...

Bless your cotton socks Mr Officer.

So, proving once again, not all cops are assholes.

**Gubb** · 13th May 2008, 17:52

The good Cops who I have encountered, far outweigh the Bad. At least 10-1.

**AllanB** · 13th May 2008, 17:53

Excellent - thats just the way it should be - a innocent mistake that did not affect any other party - verbal warning - and I bet you don't do that again!

Then again you were bloody lucky 15kms over is a fair bit!

By any chance did you pop a few buttons and show your man boobs?

**Gubb** · 13th May 2008, 17:55

Originally Posted by AllanB

Then again you were bloody lucky 15kms over is a fair bit!

Would have been luckier to get off 25Kms over too....

**AllanB** · 13th May 2008, 17:59

Originally Posted by Gubb

Would have been luckier to get off 25Kms over too....

Shit -you are right - I just re read it!

In that case I am seriously surprised! Imagine if some hottie in a miniskirt and singlet had distracted you at that speed - just imagine it!

**madbikeboy** · 13th May 2008, 18:01

25 k over the limit. I actually deserved the ticket, stupid thing to do. I was speeding with less attention than I should be using. What is it about 6 mm of glass in front of you that makes you forget the outside world??

The car makes nice noises, but shit it's slow.

**fizbin** · 13th May 2008, 18:03

Originally Posted by AllanB

Shit -you are right - I just re read it!

In that case I am seriously surprised! Imagine if some hottie in a miniskirt and singlet had distracted you at that speed - just imagine it!

maybe he was the hottie in the mini skirt!!!

**MIXONE** · 13th May 2008, 18:14

So what is the new car?And WTF is sillyspeed(apart from 25k over the limit)

**Capinure** · 13th May 2008, 18:31

yea i goota agree man , some cops are great i got let of doing 78k's in a service lane ( 30k zone ) , no l-plates and was on my first week of my pizza deliervy job.
the first question he asked me was "kid, can u afford to lose your license for 60 days" , id replyed with the sissiest "no" ever.

**Ixion** · 13th May 2008, 18:37

Originally Posted by MIXONE

So what is the new car?And WTF is sillyspeed(apart from 25k over the limit)

'S a silly thing that Alfas have. To try to distract attention from the fact that none of the electrics are working . Again.

**R6_kid:Me** · 13th May 2008, 18:39

Hmmmm... selespeed... Would that be a nice new Alfa 156 by any chance?

**Biggles2000** · 13th May 2008, 18:45

Man you are lucky.

**awayatc** · 13th May 2008, 19:00

It has been said that the world is a mirror......What you get out of it relates to what you put in.....

**YellowDog** · 13th May 2008, 19:13

Great story. I got stopped by a smiley faced lady cop last year and she was so charming that I felt happy to get my ticket and fine.

Well it was a bit like pissing yourself. The nice warm feeling soon turned into an uncomfortable one.

**peasea** · 13th May 2008, 19:29

Originally Posted by madbikeboy

Boys and girls,

Just got away with 75 in a 50...

My excuse is really, REALLY piss poor. Was coming down the hill towards my house, was messing around with the stupid Selespeed transmission in the new cage, trying to work out how to change gears, forgot to check the speed, and as I did, I realised that a patrol car was coming towards me.

The sound you just heard was me hanging my head in shame.

So, before plod even had a chance to pull over, I did the Mormon Few escape and raced off into oblivion... No, not even close (do I look retarded?), before plod could even get his crummydore turned around, I was standing beside the stupid car with my head hanging.

I told him the absolute truth, and said fair cop, and he checked out the car and new number plate, and looked at the receipt for the new registration plate this afternoon and realised that he was talking to an moron (that'd be me), and I could point at my house, so he knew that I had just gone around the block...

And I got away with just a telling off.

I asked him to watch out for little asshole boy racers driving shitty nissans with useless big bores...

Bless your cotton socks Mr Officer.

So, proving once again, not all cops are assholes.

OK, that's one. But I'm still going for a re-count