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From what I hear, SBP would be a pleasant surprise for them after the little rich guy penis they'd been used to (along with the pool guy, personal trainer... etc etc).Originally Posted by SixPackBack
Wouldn't touch them with mine you say?....hmmm perhaps if I turned up in person said snooty slappers could get a peice of SPB......in person!
TXT me the address
It’s diametrically opposed to the sanitised existence of the Lemmings around me in the Dilbert Cartoon hell I live in; it’s life at full volume, perfect colour with high resolution and 10,000 watts of amplification.
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It's a dilemma, my evil ex spent years trying to change the "just being me" part of my personality - MadBikeBabe accepts me totally for being the sarcastic and cheeky sod that I am (which again shows how intelligent she is because I am clearly perfect...). Life is too short to play stupid games with people to afraid to be themselves, bling on it's way.Sounds like you had a great time. Good on you you for just being you.
It’s diametrically opposed to the sanitised existence of the Lemmings around me in the Dilbert Cartoon hell I live in; it’s life at full volume, perfect colour with high resolution and 10,000 watts of amplification.
Unknown Disorder
You get this with the agressively middle class as well.
Him "Blaardy deathtraps"
Her "Is it fast?, will you take me for a quiet ride round the block?"
Little ol'Hornet Rides again!
And no invite back? As you said, excellent!
"I like to ride anyplace, anywhere, any time, any way!"
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I was at a bbq once (work thing) and bosses wife turns to me and asks if I rode a harley? I said no, I like jap bikes, and she says pity, the last time she had a decent orgasm was on the back of a harley... I mean, shit, what do you say to that??
It’s diametrically opposed to the sanitised existence of the Lemmings around me in the Dilbert Cartoon hell I live in; it’s life at full volume, perfect colour with high resolution and 10,000 watts of amplification.
is currently sulking in the Sin Bin
Clearly you ride somewhat better than you spell.
Iiimbecile-baiting since 2007
Possibly not. Beyond just over-estimates his spelling ability.Clearly you ride somewhat better than you spell.
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
"So, have you enjoyed a Jap bike? Much better than a Harley... Mine's parked outside if you wanna ride." might do it.
Not that having a job on Monday really matters...
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
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BIKERS: Bringing Wankers down to earth for farkin ages
.............................good on ya Mate
"If you haven't grown up by the time you turn 50, you don't have to!"
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Harley revs to around 4000 rpm. SV1000 revs to 12000. Three times the jiggle. Shall we go?
Homo Sapiens Vulgaris
Thanks for the read - seems to stir a few memories
I don't mind rich people - generally, as long as they have earned it themselves or been raised to appreciate their priviledge they aren't too bad.
But nothing beats those who have been born into it with busy parents buying them everything just to compensate for not being there... Or those who have made their money fast either by speculation or by ripping other people off. Generally horrible people...
A comment about how good taste and sexual prowess obviously doesn't go hand in hand might be considered (in)appropriate
BTW - does your boss ride a Harley? If not, clearly that woman is hard done by.
It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)
Remember your humanity, and forget the rest. - Joseph Rotblat
e mare libertas
What a thoroughly awful-sounding experience.
They'll all be first against the wall when the revolution comes.
The gutter-minded frustrated housewives sound like the worst part.
If you're not kidding about being told not to visit again, then congratulations.
kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
- mikey
Comfortably Different
ask if next time you can invite a few biker friends, and then post up on KB the full details and see how many thousand bikers show up for free food and shagging rich housewifes and their daughter
e mare libertas
Except, being KB, it wouldn't be Bikers (tm). It'd be a bunch of spotty 19-year-olds on smoky 250s and a bunch of grumpy middle-aged office workers with beer guts who'd stand around arguing about politics.
kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
- mikey
Bogeyman
Oh no it fuckin' wouldn't.
I'll just have a wee Speights on the way out eh?
Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon
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