Annoying Christian sayings

**Oakie** · 24th August 2008, 21:34

Originally Posted by blue eyed savage

"Rapture", when used in eschatological terms, is an English word used in place of the Latin word raptus; taken from the Vulgate, which in turn is a translation of the Koine Greek word harpazo, which is found in the Greek New Testament manuscripts of 1 Thessalonians 4:17. In many modern English translations of the Bible, harpazo is translated; "caugh

Yeah, I was just going to say that....

**blue eyed savage** · 24th August 2008, 21:41

Accept Jesus as your personal savior
is there any other way, do u just say i beleave. because i accept him into my life and i am a person so it kind of makes sense

**yod** · 24th August 2008, 21:47

i like fiction too

**avgas** · 24th August 2008, 21:48

you are forgiven.......

in reality it should be change to "thou has no spine"

**blue eyed savage** · 24th August 2008, 21:50

forgive dont mean forget or no punisment

**Maha** · 24th August 2008, 21:53

Originally Posted by MadDuck

Yeah thats annoying because I would like to know where there is just "one" wise man anywhere.......

HELLO!!!!!

Oh, and I have a used camel for sale/lease....K's are up there but the WOF is current and its a two humper!!....

**Ixion** · 24th August 2008, 21:56

Accept Jesus as your personal savior. Or, "I accepted Jesus..." etc. This is a phrase found nowhere in the Bible. I had to laugh as I was channel-surfing the other day and a televangelist talked about Peter "accepting Jesus Christ as his personal savior"

Bastard doesn't give y' a lot of choice , does he?

EDIT: - Yeah, technicallyJesus was a bastard

**Slyer** · 24th August 2008, 21:56

All christian sayings are annoying.
They're based off a book that has been written by primitive men, altered and translated for the past two thousand years. Of course they're going to not make any sense either.
Books are based on reality not the other way around.

What you are saying is that you are Christian but not one of the stooooopid ones. Right.

**blue eyed savage** · 24th August 2008, 22:02

primative men what a crock.
altered? read the last page of the bible - Revelation 22:18
the bible makes a lot of sence mabe you should try reading it some time because u havent have ya!?

**Slyer** · 24th August 2008, 22:07

Primative yes, they didn't exactly have the science of today did they?
Making sense and being nonsense aren't mutually exclusive.
There's a lot of really bad advice in there too.