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    Binned on the newly laid, wet concrete driveway

    So I am at the end of a month-long riding tour of the country, when I reached my brother's driveway at the end of a long day on the bike.
    It's a shared driveway, quite steep, with five houses on it. The neighbours were standing around the bottom of the driveway for some reasons, and there was a work truck parked nearby.

    I waved hello to the neighbours, hit the nice, clean, perfectly-smooth concrete and immediately plough in, sloosh!
    The concrete was fucking wet, freshly laid.
    The bike slide sideways out from under me, wheel spinning, and I put a leg down, squelch, my boot sank in, no traction, I slipped, the bike came down on top of me, squish, in the concrete.

    So there I was, lying in fresh concrete in full touring gear, pinned under the panniers of the heavily loaded bike, which was pissing fuel everywhere....
    and the neighbours were looking at me, gobsmacked. Astonished. Speechless. And then angry.

    I struggled out from under it, getting concrete all over everything, helmet, gear, gloves, dririder jacket and pants, covered in the shit.
    I washed it off in the shower, just showered in all my gear, as I was soaked from yesterday's rain anyway.

    That was about an hour ago. I'm glad I'm leaving tomorrow.
    Determined to kill my bike before it kills me

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    Buggar !
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    Oh that is so a bugger moment!

    Nice of the neighbours to warn ya of the concrete! Lets hope its a better day 2morrow!
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    some days .............

    commiserations, fella!
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    Oh dear. That really sucks man. Should have been signposted or something.

    Bad luck dude.
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    Dozy concrete guys should have put a barrier up to prevent access, and cones around the site! So really their fault... Commiserations!

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    You washed the concrete off.........in the shower???...........

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    Steam.....Bugger mate!! Don't you feel like you want to start your day over again!!
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    Crap.... hate when that stuff happens

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    You know the drill...PICS OR IT NEVER HAPPENED
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    reminds me of the time I had to crawl through the surf in full scuba gear. I never did get all the gravel outa it. ugh. Thats almost an insurance claim.

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    Dunno whats worst, the event or admitting it in here !! lol
    bad luck mate !

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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    You know the drill...PICS OR IT NEVER HAPPENED
    +1

    But anyway......... awwwwwwwwwwww

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    ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh now that is a mintie momment

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    I must send you one of our "Rock hard in no time at all" Cemex T Shirts!!

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