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    I had to get my own licence & bike, the water thing didn't work for me, even after years of water (ok nagging) he still wouldn't let me on the back of the bike. Said if I got on the back he'd never get me off, my brother had been telling tales on me from our childhood with our little bikes, dad still dosen't know how his forks got bent on the farm bike

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    By the time I've got my full licence I may feel confident enough to take a pillion, also by then the missus may have come round to the idea of going for a ride. "You'll never get me on that damn thing!"

    Drip, drip, erode, erode...
    "I'm sorry, is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour?"

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    Me I am glad to get my misses OFF my back.....

    Beats me why anybody wants theirs on it....,
    next thing you gonna get an intercom as well...

    I don't get it..
    Opinions are like arseholes: Everybody has got one, but that doesn't mean you got to air it in public all the time....

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    Quote Originally Posted by awayatc View Post
    Me I am glad to get my misses OFF my back.....

    Beats me why anybody wants theirs on it....,
    next thing you gonna get an intercom as well...

    I don't get it..
    .....I guess it's your choice.....when I'm away I prefer not to have sex by myself
    Fuck with Yoda, Die you will!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Solly View Post
    .....I guess it's your choice.....when I'm away I prefer not to have sex by myself
    On the bike?....
    get a room....

    Opinions are like arseholes: Everybody has got one, but that doesn't mean you got to air it in public all the time....

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    Talking Well I am mateypoos

    It's a hard road to find the perfect woman Quote, then yeah shall look no further... :.....Ahem, you are reading the words from a perfect woman, and I can provide references for those who want proof. I was at my happiest, when I was over in the Isle of Man last year, living on a diet of burgers ad chips, smelling the smell that comes from watching a winy 250cc race by you, looking at bikes, talking bikes, getting very drunk with my very special best mate IDB and his friends .

    God I nearly popped with shear happiness, is it posible to internally combust when your ultra happy as I nearly did then, and I feel the same when I am riding along, listening to rock on m MP3 player, bounding my feet in time with the tunes on the footpegs or having delightful and educational conversations at bike rallies!!!!!

    So that's it roll up roll up, one perfect woman signing off

    er Woodybee
    "I'm gunna hug ya, and squeeze ya, and call ya George!" "Spread the smile and watch it come back at cha" x

    Thank you to those who came to the Garstonian Rally 2009, heads up for the 2010 Rally.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by woodybee View Post

    So that's it roll up roll up, one perfect woman signing off

    Extraordinary.....
    What are the odds of finding another one .....?

    Off to a haystack,.... finding needles there is easy in comparison.....

    Opinions are like arseholes: Everybody has got one, but that doesn't mean you got to air it in public all the time....

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    Quote Originally Posted by woodybee View Post
    So that's it roll up roll up, one perfect woman signing off
    So tempting: woman - perfect - biker . . . Queenstown

    Oh well - It's a hard road to find the perfect woman.

    I'll have to keep looking.
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