Pasta La Vista
You have no doubt heard of the "doggie" position but have you heard of the "coyote"?Originally Posted by Coyote
That's when you sit outside the hole and howl.
Usually reserved to the last couple of months of pregnancy or for men married more then a couple of years.
Last edited by MIXONE; 27th August 2008 at 18:59. Reason: Qualifying the position.
Never too old to Rock n Roll.
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I've got miserly tourettes and I don't give a fuck.
Po ta toes
Only when you tell him he can though eh!
Yeah mate, he still puts it up me!
Blowin up bikes since ages ago
Aiyee!Only when you tell him he can though eh!
That's when I threaten him with the real strap on!
"Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"
Hardcore Biker
WTF?? is this the meatmarkert pickup joint forum now????
NZ Highway Patrol's Road Safety Campaign....
Get Bikes off the Road at All Costs!
Po ta toes
Depends, were you going to buy any sausages with your beer at the supermarket Hels?
Forum whore
I did a google image search for 'strap-on' I conclude that if you wear enough of them they would make a very good safety outfit.
Hardcore Biker
That would be a cock landing...
Everbody Dies But Not Everyone Lives
Po ta toes
This thread is nothing without pictures
Blowin up bikes since ages ago
Duh! K I W I B I K E R = NZ dating. Duh!WTF?? is this the meatmarkert pickup joint forum now????
"Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"
Blowin up bikes since ages ago
Here ya go:This thread is nothing without pictures
"Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"
Just a Dog
Awwww Hels, that was you on nzd ! You look so much different in real life !!!Here ya go:
A girlfriend once asked " Why is it you seem to prefer to race, than spend time with me ?"
The answer was simple ! "I'll prolly get bored with racing too, once i've nailed it !"
Bowls can wait !
could catch a monkey
Puns, innuendos and double entendres aside, how the fuck do you pull a nerve getting off the couch??
Blowin up bikes since ages ago
I have a special ability......
"Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"
Po ta toes
She was watching the Olympics and attempted her own triple back flip with a double busted arsehole twist, but found that the distance from the seat of the couch to the floor did not allow for the last flip.
Blowin up bikes since ages ago
Otherwise known as 'the beached whale'She was watching the Olympics and attempted her own triple back flip with a double busted arsehole twist, but found that the distance from the seat of the couch to the floor did not allow for the last flip.
"Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"
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