What a cock!

[commander]

go the little GN.

[Katman]

Yeah I ride a 250, that doesn't mean I'm new to the road.

True. But what's the chances that it means you know jack shit about motorcycling?

[Irontusk]

True. But what's the chances that it means you know jack shit about motorcycling?

And being new to motorcycling means I don't take responsibility for my actions how?.. And time spent riding makes you a better person overall how?..

Your attitude seems to be that no one should ever learn to ride, because that would mean that they are new to riding, and you're the only person who should have ever been allowed to get on a bike, because you're so fantastically perfect

[98tls]

True. But what's the chances that it means you know jack shit about motorcycling?

You arrogant fuck...........this is the interweb he rides a 250 and proclaims wisdom beyond his years,it must be true.

[Katman]

You arrogant fuck...........this is the interweb he rides a 250 and proclaims wisdom beyond his years,it must be true.

How profoundly dense of me.

[FJRider]

How profoundly dense of me.

your usual quality of abuse... we expect no more... but get less.

[Whynot]

Your attitude seems to be that no one should ever learn to ride, because that would mean that they are new to riding, and you're the only person who should have ever been allowed to get on a bike, because you're so fantastically perfect

you forgot to mention he was a cock as well ...

[Bikernereid]

dont get me wrong but the way you explained it was brillant,can imagine mr gn was shitting himself.Many years ago i worked at Uptown Motorcycles in Dunners,the boss told me there was some chick coming in to ride a CB250 or similar,she turned up and confidently straddled the bike..sweet i thoughtthe shop was on the one way over the road from the Cadburys factory back then,she started it up dropped the clutch and shot straight across the road somehow missing 2 lanes of traffic and hit the cadbury factory wallsomehow still on the fucken thing,she then hung on to it with her right hand..throttle wide open and left arm in the air like a rodeo rider and went a good hundred yards down the wall riding it like a cowgirl until her luck ran out,shouldnt laugh but fuck it looked funny,tough bitch she was,even picked it up herself.

Thanks after a hard day at the mills that has really cheered me up. I know laughing at other people is 'not the done thing' but it sounds funny as fook. Fair play to the chick for sticking on the bike so long!

[fatzx10r]

i thought this thread was going to be about my boss. he's a COCK

[MotoKuzzi]

dont get me wrong but the way you explained it was brillant,can imagine mr gn was shitting himself.Many years ago i worked at Uptown Motorcycles in Dunners,the boss told me there was some chick coming in to ride a CB250 or similar,she turned up and confidently straddled the bike..sweet i thoughtthe shop was on the one way over the road from the Cadburys factory back then,she started it up dropped the clutch and shot straight across the road somehow missing 2 lanes of traffic and hit the cadbury factory wallsomehow still on the fucken thing,she then hung on to it with her right hand..throttle wide open and left arm in the air like a rodeo rider and went a good hundred yards down the wall riding it like a cowgirl until her luck ran out,shouldnt laugh but fuck it looked funny,tough bitch she was,even picked it up herself.

Mate, that's the best laugh I've had since watching wipeout the other night

[meteor]

dont get me wrong but the way you explained it was brillant,can imagine mr gn was shitting himself..

I was still shaking my head when I got to work... you know, feelin embarrassed for him but putting it in perspective I bet he was stradding a steamer! appropriate pay off for his efforts.

But mate... your story is hilarious. Grew up just along the road from there so know that big wall well.

[Whoosh]

problem is he'll bump up the stats & add to the reason to raise our ACC levies while he's at it!

[_Shrek_]

dont get me wrong but the way you explained it was brillant,can imagine mr gn was shitting himself.Many years ago i worked at Uptown Motorcycles in Dunners,the boss told me there was some chick coming in to ride a CB250 or similar,she turned up and confidently straddled the bike..sweet i thoughtthe shop was on the one way over the road from the Cadburys factory back then,she started it up dropped the clutch and shot straight across the road somehow missing 2 lanes of traffic and hit the cadbury factory wallsomehow still on the fucken thing,she then hung on to it with her right hand..throttle wide open and left arm in the air like a rodeo rider and went a good hundred yards down the wall riding it like a cowgirl until her luck ran out,shouldnt laugh but fuck it looked funny,tough bitch she was,even picked it up herself.

have to spead bling around

a great way to start the day
ps: glad she was ok

[awayatc]

dont get me wrong but the way you explained it was brillant,can imagine mr gn was shitting himself.Many years ago i worked at Uptown Motorcycles in Dunners,the boss told me there was some chick coming in to ride a CB250 or similar,she turned up and confidently straddled the bike..sweet i thoughtthe shop was on the one way over the road from the Cadburys factory back then,she started it up dropped the clutch and shot straight across the road somehow missing 2 lanes of traffic and hit the cadbury factory wallsomehow still on the fucken thing,she then hung on to it with her right hand..throttle wide open and left arm in the air like a rodeo rider and went a good hundred yards down the wall riding it like a cowgirl until her luck ran out,shouldnt laugh but fuck it looked funny,tough bitch she was,even picked it up herself.

Yeah, I know her, she lives in Auckland now and rides a GN 250.....

[slimjim]

reckon this bugger was luckly on the day ... all have those ... good read through