What a cock!

[Maha]

The thread tags now make sense, funny how some words just fall into place, or were they strategically placed?....

[yungatart]

How profoundly dense of me.

I see the cap does fit.....

[sinfull]

dont get me wrong but the way you explained it was brillant,can imagine mr gn was shitting himself.Many years ago i worked at Uptown Motorcycles in Dunners,the boss told me there was some chick coming in to ride a CB250 or similar,she turned up and confidently straddled the bike..sweet i thoughtthe shop was on the one way over the road from the Cadburys factory back then,she started it up dropped the clutch and shot straight across the road somehow missing 2 lanes of traffic and hit the cadbury factory wallsomehow still on the fucken thing,she then hung on to it with her right hand..throttle wide open and left arm in the air like a rodeo rider and went a good hundred yards down the wall riding it like a cowgirl until her luck ran out,shouldnt laugh but fuck it looked funny,tough bitch she was,even picked it up herself.

On ya 98, had to laugh as it brought to mind a similar experience !
Was only a young fella meself and had pinched my bro's little farm bike to get around to a mates (one of them low/high range jobs with a girls type frame where ya can step forwards and not do ya nads in)
Got to my mates and he had his family staying ! Well his brother ended up asking if he could have a ride around the cauldisac, asked if he could ride and well hell yeah was his reply so away he went around the corner happy as ! Next thing he was coming back around the sweeping bend full noise mounted the kerb crashed through a hedge, then a picket fence the whole time one arm flailing in the air, legs everywhere , but would he let go of the throttle ? No way kept going at full noise till he embedded himself into the side of a neighbours hardyboard house !
His mum dad uncle aunt bro sister in law all standing there with gobs wide open and me with my head in my hands knowing i was in for a bashing !

The troll seemed hungry so I thought I'd feed it.

Why ?
Was a fair enough comment on Katmans part i felt !
I bet there are alot on here who wonder (but do not ask) why he chooses to publically denounce stupidity in the motorcycle fraternity, thus inviting the wrath of the Katman compliance crew ! Some of whom, more than likely do not know the reason behind his stance, Do you ?
More likely not ! seems to me, you just jumped on the gang mentallity of everyone else is bashing him, so why not !
So now your on the band wagon huh ? Should i expect to see you post on threads where you would not normally now, just because he has posted ?
Oh to have a following like that, lol shows that what he is saying, is being read !
Kudos to him !

[meteor]

have to spead bling around

a great way to start the day
ps: glad she was ok

How do you give someone bling?

[Maha]

How do you give someone bling?

You click on the +/- box (top right corner of the post page) and you are given the option of red or green. If its green (you agree) type in a msg (optional) and send....Test it in this post?......

[98tls]

How do you give someone bling?

Easy,interweb search for carbon wheels,purchase and post..will pm my addy.

[Irontusk]

Why ?
Was a fair enough comment on Katmans part i felt !
I bet there are alot on here who wonder (but do not ask) why he chooses to publically denounce stupidity in the motorcycle fraternity, thus inviting the wrath of the Katman compliance crew ! Some of whom, more than likely do not know the reason behind his stance, Do you ?
More likely not ! seems to me, you just jumped on the gang mentallity of everyone else is bashing him, so why not !
So now your on the band wagon huh ? Should i expect to see you post on threads where you would not normally now, just because he has posted ?
Oh to have a following like that, lol shows that what he is saying, is being read !
Kudos to him !

The thing is, everyone knows that there's stupid riders, we've all seen it, it doesn't need to be posted in every thread (This thread itself is different from that, as it's an actual example, not just Katman telling everyone that he is better than them).
No, I don't know the reason behind his stance, but I really don't care, because he goes about it in a really arrogant and big headed way. And because of that I don't think anyone wonders why he says what he says, it's pretty clear that he just thinks he's better than everyone else and as I already said, thinks he should be the only person allowed on a bike, because no one else is worthy.
Band wagon? He get's replies because he never says anything new or constructive.

Whynot, I did leave out that he's a cock! Doesn't REALLY need saying though does it, we were all thinking it.

[Number One]

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Oh and you are very welcome

[sinfull]

Katman telling everyone that he is better than them
it's pretty clear that he just thinks he's better than everyone else and as I already said, thinks he should be the only person allowed on a bike

I did leave out that he's a cock! Doesn't REALLY need saying though does it, we were all thinking it.

Harsh words ! Done ya homework on that have ya ?
Ten bucks for every post in which Katman seriously says he is better than anybody !
Speak for yourself my friend, i believe there are quite a few who act like cocks in this forum, but we're on the nett here ! Do you get all het up when watching shortland street ?

[Katman]

Ten bucks for every post in which Katman seriously says he is better than anybody !

I'll see your 10 and raise you 20.

[Irontusk]

Do you get all het up when watching shortland street ?

I don't watch shortland street, do you?

I can't directly quote "I am Katman and I am better than you". But the majority of posts have the implied message. Like if you own a 250 then you can't have any sort of a valid opinion, because owning a 250 makes you less than Katman. And giving off the message that he thinks he is the one exception for his rules that he applies to all motorcyclists. The only advice I've seen him give a new rider is "Don't ride, you aren't good enough" (short version)

[Katman]

The only advice I've seen him give a new rider is "Don't ride, you aren't good enough"

Fuck, I'll give a 50 for every one of those you can produce.

[MSTRS:Me]

Your money is tainted, KM. Just like your message. Looks ok on the surface (at least the first time one sees it) but then dig a little deeper and the reality becomes obvious.

[Jerry74]

bloody cage driving dickheads

[Jerry74]

Bloody dick on the bike too