pet peevs..

[Sniper]

Another boy racer one.....

What is it with these idiots who lean across the centre console with only one hand on the wheel when they're driving? (when I say "hand on the wheel" its actually their wrist and their hand is hanging limp over the wheel towards the screen)

Its a means of less to snag when they die!!

[Coldkiwi]

Boy racers...

Anyone...
...who pulls up alongside another car with their mates in it that has slowed to 80, then has a conversation through the open windows.

Thats the BEST time to lane split them at full noise (really gets them excited cause they don't see ya coming).. had great fun doing that one (and only) friday night having to go down queen street at midnight between all the wannabehomies stuck in traffic.

what really gets my goat (and that annoys me because I like my goat) is plonkers who enter intersections after the light has gone red and the other traffic has a green. I did this once and got rightfully busted by a cop I didn't see (quite delighted he didn't have a radar in the car too I might add).
The amount of people that do this in Auckland (especially the CBD and the Pakuranaga/Ti Rakau Drive intersection that i go through lots) is absolutely staggering and is only made more staggering by the equal number of tossers who don't have two brain cells to figure out (or just don't damn care... UTTER JAFA's!!) that they'll block the traffic if they try and squeeze on the end of the queue that is clearly NOT going to move before their light goes red. I can see why other kiwis think Aucklanders are gits if they witness this sort of arrogance.

[Skunk]

Caps, as worn by boi racers or retired bowling gents, most certainly. Maybe your "cap" is a different sort...

Oh, yeah, mine goes on forwards.

Big black four wheel drive reversing out of a driveway on a blind corner/brow of hill into passing lanes.....like WTF......eh Trashy ?

And still fucking about on the highway when I went through...

[Yokai]

tractors. Tractors are a pet peeve. in the cage they hold me up, on the bike they threaten to kill me!

Grrrrr Tractors.

[Ms Piggy]

Wankers who dont know the GIVE WAY rule

Oh yeah! That too!!

[Ms Piggy]

I'm finally getting the hang of my Pajero and driving true to form - it has lost overdrive and I'm only able to do 80kph on the open road...if you see an old guy driving a 4x4 in a wide brim hat going slow in the fast lane...give me a wave.

I hope it has black smoke pouring out the exhaust as well making it just about impossible to actually see for a few seconds.

[enigma51]

I HATE CARS

[madboy]

Personally when I'm on my bike I hate those bastards in cars that are trying to kill me as I whiz past... and when I'm in my car I hate those bastards that whiz past trying to kill themselves on their bikes!! Hypocrisy... a quality not limited only to politicians and women.

Oh, and at the risk of repeating what every biker will say - why oh why can car drivers have enough brains to get and keep a job that pays enough to buy a big f***ing Isuzu Bighorn and yet NOT have enough brains to figure out which stalk makes the flashing orange thingeys work BEFORE they do a lane change.

[Blakamin]

Wankers who slow down at the end of passing lanes... wankers that do 70 in a 100 zone or dont even have a clue of the speed limit in the area they are in... wankers who stop at the beginning of a merging lane like it was a give way sign... people in cages... pedestrians... birds... cats.... gravel... rain... work....
should i go on?

[inlinefour]

a few times on the road, other drivers do stuff that really hacks me off.. Just want to share, and see what others think etc yadda yadda..
what pushes your buttons..??

in no order (and from what I can think of at the mo)

• can't stand people who can't get their windshield clean enuff and have their washer jets pointing over the roof of their cars

• people who move onto the white line when you try to pass in traffic

• following cattle trucks

• drivers who forget about the dangly things on the side of their cars which we know as mirrors, and turn signals for that matter..

• people who do 60-90kph in the middle and right lane and don't move over

I'm sure there's a few other, but just a couple to get started..

The farking complete arse pieces that are happy to do 90km/h or less UNTILL a passing lane comes up and then its full race mode to stop others from getting past. Then once the passing lane is over then its back to snail pace again.
On my bike its not a problem, but when I'm in the deisel cage it farks me right off because at best I need as much help as possible to pass anything (my truck is constipated? ).

[inlinefour]

Personally when I'm on my bike I hate those bastards in cars that are trying to kill me as I whiz past... and when I'm in my car I hate those bastards that whiz past trying to kill themselves on their bikes!! Hypocrisy... a quality not limited only to politicians and women.

Oh, and at the risk of repeating what every biker will say - why oh why can car drivers have enough brains to get and keep a job that pays enough to buy a big f***ing Isuzu Bighorn and yet NOT have enough brains to figure out which stalk makes the flashing orange thingeys work BEFORE they do a lane change.

You know why they call em Bighorns? Because of the dickheads that drive em.

[Riff Raff]

You know why they call em Bighorns? Because of the dickheads that drive em.

Truck drivers who overtake another truck and pull into the fast line on the motorway in front of you, causing you to slam on the brakes, and then they sit in the fast lane doing 80kph and can't get past the other truck so both lanes are crawling.

Cars overtaking you on your bike in your lane while there is oncoming traffic, effectively pushing you into the ditch. Every time that's happened to me it's always been a wanker driving a BMW!!!

People who don't know to pull over to the left when an ambulance is behind them with lights and sirens. There is a certain population who, when they eventually notice the ambulance, slam on their brakes and come to a complete halt in front of the ambulance, usually blocking the road so ambulance can't get past, and sit there in a blind panic while you're screaming at them to GTF out the way!

[madboy]

People who don't know to pull over to the left when an ambulance is behind them with lights and sirens. There is a certain population who, when they eventually notice the ambulance, slam on their brakes and come to a complete halt in front of the ambulance, usually blocking the road so ambulance can't get past, and sit there in a blind panic while you're screaming at them to GTF out the way!

Bugger driving ambo or fire... at least the 5-0 have something that is still kinda small-ish to sqeeze past!

[Jackrat]

People That don't like country music.
People who seem to have a problem with me rolling a smoke with one hand while changing the country music tape with the other,while changing lanes at a constant speed of 90kms everywhere.
People that seem to think I'm going to move over for them,50kms down the road the penny finaly drops and THEY change lanes but give me the finger "dip shits" can't they see the hat.
Lane splitting bikers,kick this mirror mate,it'll break ya' fuckin' leg
Bikers that tail gate with their head light on full beam.My brake lights are also very bright,You like ?
Oh yeah,electric starts are still for pussys.

but really, it's all cool,I drive a 4x4,I'm safe.

[gav]

Followed a woman the other day on way to work, cell phone tucked into shoulder with head titlted to hold it their chatting away and with other hand combing her hair, while driving. Classic moment when she took hand off wheel to shift celly to other side and combed other side of hair!!
Oh, and dickheads who sit waiting to turn at traffic lights, get green arrow but red light, Ok to turn , not OK to go straight. Friggen taxi today did this, thought fuck this, went round the outside of him and then he must have realised he could go, so had to go further around him to get passed.