Hardcore Biker
When I'm driving my 4X4 Nissan and washing the windows while texting me mate about the newspaper ad. i'm reading on the chip paper I got with me fish and chips I'm eating after a big pissup at the pub, and lost all scense of direction cause I'm looking at the chick in the mini right next to me in the fast lane! I really hate myself.
I just hate everything and everyone they should all be exterminated!
VERMIN! VIRMAN! hate people who speel correctly too! tossers!
Your never to old for a sportsbike
bikeless
bloody dogs or other loose animals who dont know that if its bigger and faster than them chances are its gonna hurt if it hits them (damn dog that jumped in front of me at 100k, lucky i stayed upright)
Sever
Now and forever
you're just another lost soul about to be mine again
see her, you'll never free her
you must surrender it all
And give life to me again
Disturbed - Inside the Fire
Hardcore Biker
Any dick that doesn't pass the car in front but hangs so close behind them that it makes it harder or even impossible to overtake the tedium safely. The domino effect is probably one of the most accident inducing behaviours on the roads; frustration builds up and boundaries are pushed: here comes another head-on!Originally Posted by Krayy
Reality is an illusion encouraged by consensus.
Forum whore
got another one during work today... old bastards who pull into a passing lane, pass one car and then dont move back left... at 90kph.... so you get stuck behind them for the rest of the passing lane.. (old prick did it twice before I found a gap on the normal road to get by him) especially on 1k long lanes.... arghglj#$^&*#&*#%^*&$%
Moped rider
Drivers that are willing to cause a potential accident just to get where they want to go fast (well that narrows it down to about 35% of auckland drivers).
I was driving along on a nice stretch of straight motorway, coming from orewa and a woman in a red sports car comes racing up my arse, tailgates, I purposefully slowed down from 110 to exactly 100, as is the legal speed (smirks).And her rudeness pissed me off. She had a free lane to the left, so
she chucks a tanti, swervs out to the left, zooms past my car, missess the froint of me by about 2cm and roars off.
Stupid tart, made my blood boil
playing in the dirt
It's OK...I've got a spare!
Why doesn't any one else drive as considerately and safely as me - and why don't they all get out of my bloody way?!!!!!!
Gatvol
When the first rains come after a dry "spell" and the roads turn to custard. One then accelerates slightly, and the back wheel spins away, fish-tailing the bike. (was saved, just a "brown-trouser" moment).
Th road looked like it had foam on it, very weird indeed.
Easily wound up!!
Not disagreeing with you at all, but try giving most drivers three seconds notification in Wellington's rush hour and odds on the bastard will accelerate to close the gap!.When travelling along the motorway there are alot of people who indicate, once and then change lane. That is, one blink of the indicator and not the full three seconds as required by law. Don't know what its all about but its friggin dangerous.
"There must be a one-to-one correspondence between left and right parentheses, with each left parenthesis to the left of its corresponding right parenthesis."
Easily wound up!!
Drivers who hog the right hand lane when they are not passing anyone?
"There must be a one-to-one correspondence between left and right parentheses, with each left parenthesis to the left of its corresponding right parenthesis."
parting of the sensory
Uhhh... that's not your typical D'Auck at all.When travelling along the motorway there are alot of people who indicate, once and then change lane. That is, one blink of the indicator and not the full three seconds as required by law. Don't know what its all about but its friggin dangerous.
Most either don't indicate, or their car is equipped only with confirminators: those flashing lights that are switched on after changing lanes, to say, "I'm just confirming that I meant toi change lanes - it wasn't accidental!"
Although in some cases, it is accidental (i.e., an accident results...)
Sorry to resurrect this thread, but I just thought (after riding home last night) of another pet peeve:
I HATE people that start turning into an intersection before you've gone past them. Y'know - you're riding down the road, some plonker coming the other way is waiting in the middle of the road to turn right, and just as you start going by him, he starts to move.
Some more:
Knob-ends that don't speed up to motorway speed when they're on an on-ramp. I think they might believe they're driving safely by approaching the motorway at 60 km/h...
People who carefully avoid driving on the chevrons before the turning bay, so their vehicle doesn't explode into flames (coz we all know that's what happens, right?)
Queue jumpers. Selfish pricks.
The bastards that tootle me when I'm turning into my gargre, having tailgated me for the last few hundred metres, and ignored my indicator and taps on the brake that tell them, "Look! I'm about to turn in here! I'm sorry to slow you up, but I don't have any parking outside my house, so I can't pull over to let you zoom past, you impatient prick!" (This also applies to those who tootle me when I back out, because the road's clear when I back out of my gargre, and I can't stop because I've no driveway, so once I start to back out, I'm committed to the manouevre.) Don't these arseholes have brakes? Is it so hard to slow down and wait?
... and that's what I think.
Or summat.
Or maybe not...
Dunno really....
Aargh, photos!
Rabbit, bloody rabbits
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
Cap, Shirt, Bata Bullets...Go
* T-Shirt bikers. Those idiots who ride around on their bikes (large and small) on a sunny day like last weekend in short sleeves, shorts and light footwear with no socks on open roads or motorways who will probably expect all our sympathy when they come a cropper.
* Cage drivers who need to get to the outside lane as soon as the on ramp ends. I'm sure there's a driver school out there somewhere telling everyone that if they're on the motorway, they should be in the RHL.
* Cage drivers who need to "merge" with the on-ramp that becomes a new m/w lane as soon as possible (Western Springs in particular). FFS, the Newton St exit isn't for another 2 k's.
Still Ridin'
Hmm
Vans - usually travelling @ 60-90km/h on the open road
Toy 4WDs - especially Pajeros - likewise often travelling @ 60-90km/h on the open road and in the 50km/h zone
Truckies that see you coming, watch you and then pull their truck-and-trailer out in front of you anyway
Truckies - PERIOD
Still Ridin'
Same here in Hamilton - at any time. That's one thing I did note about the "JAFA"s when I was on the Auckland M/way - I needed to lane change quickly (because I'd daydreamed and nearly missed the exit) and I gave the legal three seconds then changed lane, three seconds then turned off - and they let me in. Try that in Hamilton you'd wind up as a novelty bumper sticker.Not disagreeing with you at all, but try giving most drivers three seconds notification in Wellington's rush hour and odds on the bastard will accelerate to close the gap!.
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All the idiots that dont ride yamaha's....who the hell do they think they are? oooppps did i say that out loud
J/K actualy its harley persons i dis like, i mean im a prety frienly guy so i wave at any dudes on bikes but most hog riders are tossers and just look straight ahead...so on the odd occasion i have turnd around and wheelied past em
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