What a cock!

**meteor** · 29th August 2008, 22:15

Have to share my Friday morning trek to work with you... and if 'he' reads KB hopefully he'll recognise what a fuckwit he is! 'bout 7.45 am stopped on Ti Rakau Dr about 3 cars back from the red light with Gossamer Dr, a guy on what I think was a GN250 goes down the right turning lane overtaking cars then has to cane it to cut in front of the queue now with a green light... not so bad. I follow him as he turns down Trugood, goes down the left of the queue again that waits for right turning onto Cryers. A truck and trailer (tanker I think) heads the queue and turns right as Mr GN250 tries to go around the outside and finds himself in no mans land with no road left so rather than buttoning off and tucking in behind the truck, goes onto the footpath for... and get this... about 50 to 60 Kph for about 200 meters! can't pass the truck and stays on the footpath over a side road back on the footpath for another 150 meters... finally getting back on the road when the truckie goes into a driveway. What a cock! and we wonder why other drivers think they way they do, go figure. Hope he reads KB!

**CB ARGH** · 29th August 2008, 22:21

Sorry bro I had to get home and take a shit really bad. I could feel it swirling inside my undies when that truck came along.

**Katman** · 29th August 2008, 22:21

And some on here wonder why I voice the opinions that I do.

**MadDuck** · 29th August 2008, 22:23

Go the mighty GN !!!!

**Maha** · 29th August 2008, 22:24

No they dont Katman, its the way the opinions are delivered.

**Fatjim** · 29th August 2008, 22:24

Mate, there's cocks everywhere. Actually here's one here, it just came to hand.

**James Deuce** · 29th August 2008, 22:25

Burn him!!

**Big Dave** · 29th August 2008, 22:25

Originally Posted by MadDuck

Go the mighty GN !!!!

He'd be better off with a dual sport.

**Motu** · 29th August 2008, 22:26

A Cock in Gossamer Drive? Sounds a likely place for one to me.....

**Katman** · 29th August 2008, 22:27

Originally Posted by Maha

No they dont Katman, its the way the opinions are delivered.

When you've got a big nail you use a big hammer.

**Fatjim** · 29th August 2008, 22:29

Yep, and your hammers got the biggest head.

**Maha** · 29th August 2008, 22:31

Originally Posted by Katman

When you've got a big nail you use a big hammer.

Pneumatic???........

**Irontusk** · 29th August 2008, 22:31

Originally Posted by Katman

And some on here wonder why I voice the opinions that I do.

It doesn't help that I'm pretty sure you've 'voiced your opinions' in just about every thread I've read. I'm pretty new here.. and I'm already bored of you. I already knew that there's stupid people out there before I read your posts, and I'm quite sure everyone else knew too. The only ones that need telling are the ones that won't listen, don't you get that?

**MadDuck** · 29th August 2008, 22:32

Originally Posted by Big Dave

He'd be better off with a dual sport.

Now hopefully this "person" does read KB and a dual sport could be sold?

**98tls** · 29th August 2008, 22:32

dont get me wrong but the way you explained it was brillant,can imagine mr gn was shitting himself.Many years ago i worked at Uptown Motorcycles in Dunners,the boss told me there was some chick coming in to ride a CB250 or similar,she turned up and confidently straddled the bike..sweet i thought

the shop was on the one way over the road from the Cadburys factory back then,she started it up dropped the clutch and shot straight across the road somehow missing 2 lanes of traffic and hit the cadbury factory wall

somehow still on the fucken thing,she then hung on to it with her right hand..throttle wide open and left arm in the air like a rodeo rider and went a good hundred yards down the wall riding it like a cowgirl until her luck ran out,

shouldnt laugh but fuck it looked funny,tough bitch she was,even picked it up herself.