if I had a cricket ball in one hand... and a cricket ball in th eother... what would you have?
A Farken big cricket
Yes I shave my balls
No I do not
I am to old or to young to have hairy balls
I am a nubile young women with a well shaven fanny
Cyborg Biker
if I had a cricket ball in one hand... and a cricket ball in th eother... what would you have?
A Farken big cricket
Forum whore
Go to the freezing works and get some depilatory paint - it works wonders on sheep skins...
They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
we will remember them
Homo Sapiens Vulgaris
I can't be arsed with the itching - so instead of a full shave I go for a civilised trimming now and then. That way they don't stick to the toilet seat either...
Besides you really only wanna take a straight razor that close to the family stone.
It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)
Remember your humanity, and forget the rest. - Joseph Rotblat
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a quick rub with 80 grit sandpaper normally does the job.
Hornetto - no boring bits!!!!
what's a pube??
"Rock is dead" - Jim Morrison
Keep your eyes on the road, your hands upon the wheel
Hardcore Biker
Ohh Choccy told me Laser! so laser them - it, in some cases .. cmon boys do it for you country!
Comfortably Different
shaving balm is good or baby powder helps too.
Don't let the man get you down
Burn them!
Woe to You Oh Earth and Sea
For the Devil sends the beast with wrath
Because he knows the time is short
Let him who hath understanding
Reckon the number of the beast
For it is a human number
Its number is six hundred and sixty six.
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Who you gonna call!
I assume you do it for your countryOriginally Posted by fire eyes
Second is the fastest loser
"It is better to have ridden & crashed than never to have ridden at all" by Bruce Bennett
DB is the new Porridge. Cause most of the mods must be sucking his cock ..... Or his giving them some oral help? How else can you explain it?
Hardcore Biker
No I did it for Santa.I assume you do it for your country
Who you gonna call!
Im santa! .......
Second is the fastest loser
"It is better to have ridden & crashed than never to have ridden at all" by Bruce Bennett
DB is the new Porridge. Cause most of the mods must be sucking his cock ..... Or his giving them some oral help? How else can you explain it?
Hardcore Biker
Ok .. yes Enigma/Santa ... I shaved/lasered/waxed my balls just for you!
Hardcore Biker
You've missed a catagory....
Have shaved in the past but in a dry spell, so they've grown back....
BWAHAHAHAHA....
The bottom growth growing back, wasn't an issue, it was the top growth that caused trouble....
I went the whole plucked chicken route.... Refreshing it was too...
Plodding along at his own pace
You could always see if there are any stores of that defoliant that used to come in large orange drums. I believe mention is made of it in that movie The Fastest Indian.
Its not the destination that is important its the journey.
Who you gonna call!
huh ????????
Second is the fastest loser
"It is better to have ridden & crashed than never to have ridden at all" by Bruce Bennett
DB is the new Porridge. Cause most of the mods must be sucking his cock ..... Or his giving them some oral help? How else can you explain it?
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