The Motorcycle Personality Test

[Fatt Max]

Got 3 moxie, 6 zeal and 0 pomp

Tamaha FJR 1300, quite nice really

[Crisis management]

Yes, to my shame I did.....

I thought the analysis was ok but I ended up with an R1, just missing out on a GSXR1000, maybe they don't have an adventure bike selection?





At least I didn't end up on a KLR

[Jantar]

I also got an R1 rating. It looks like the inventors of this test don't even know that VStroms exist.

[NordieBoy]

I scored an 883 Sportster this time as well.
Can you get knobblies for them?

[McDuck]

I am like a squid...

600cc Sportbike

You scored 8 moxie, 4 zeal, and 5 pomp!





You are a squid. Your bike is a 600cc Japanese Sportbike. Take your pick, it really doesn't matter, since you're going to wad it.

You are the primary source of extra bits of fairing plastic on eBay.

When you're riding in the mountains, you have a hard time keeping up with that Olde Pharte on a Triumph Thruxton without blowing the centerline in the twisties and going WFO on every straight. (You're not a bad rider, but you're just not as good as you think you are.)

On a hot day, you're likely to be seen weaving through highway traffic at warp speed, wearing sneakers and a t-shirt blowing up your back.

The good news for you is that this is a temporary phase in your riding career. You will either (a) buzzsplat or (b) become more acutely conscious of your own mortality after a few minor but eye-openingly lucky crashes.

Take it to the track. You'll live longer.

[Paul_C]

996...

Which is a world apart from the VFR...

[CRF119]

That wasted some work time lol here are my results dont know if its good or not lol

Aprillia RSV Mille

11 Moxie
-2 Zeal
7 Pomp

Your result for The Motorcycle Personality Test ...

Aprilia RSV Mille
You scored 11 moxie, -2 zeal, and 7 pomp!



You're a fast and competent rider, but maybe not quite as good as you think you are. You've spent some big bucks on a sexy Aprilia, now go buy a beat-up Kawasaki EX500 as a track bike and get in some practice before you kill yourself.
Seriously. The Mille's power scares the crap out of you at times, and you mostly bought it because you wanted something more unusual than a Ducati. Its not comfortable, you're not having fun, and you're riding less than you did on your old bike. If you're not willing to put in some serious practice time, you should really get something a little less purposefully lethal.

[McDuck]

hmmmmm did it a second time picking the other option for the marginal questions... and i got...

Yamaha FJR1300

You scored 5 moxie, 12 zeal, and 0 pomp!



You have the characteristics of a master street rider. On the way to work, your love for riding sometimes leads you to take the long way. The 50-miles-of-back-roads long way. You live for the perfect road, and plan vacations around riding.

You need a bike that can handle your addiction to the twisties as well as comfortably carry two on a weekend trip through the mountains. Your bike is the FJR1300. Can I borrow it someday?

[phred]

wooho FJR1300.
Just looking at one to purchase as well

[frogfeaturesFZR]

Duke 996 for me......I want an 1198 !

[Argyle]

That test been around for years

[TOTO]

FJR 1300 for me too , meh , I'll settle for my hornet

[Edz1]

Yamaha FJR1300- yeah right, I just passed my BHS today!

You scored 5 moxie, 12 zeal, and 3 pomp!

yay me!

[Danae]

aaahhh

i got the 600cc sprotsbike

apparently i am a squid

moxie..zeal...wtf...i closed the tab

[hayd3n]

Your result for The Motorcycle Personality Test ...
600cc Sportbike

You scored 10 moxie, -1 zeal, and 4 pomp!

600cc Sportbike
You are a squid. Your bike is a 600cc Japanese Sportbike. Take your pick, it really doesn't matter, since you're going to wad it.

You are the primary source of extra bits of fairing plastic on eBay.

When you're riding in the mountains, you have a hard time keeping up with that Olde Pharte on a Triumph Thruxton without blowing the centerline in the twisties and going WFO on every straight. (You're not a bad rider, but you're just not as good as you think you are.)

On a hot day, you're likely to be seen weaving through highway traffic at warp speed, wearing sneakers and a t-shirt blowing up your back.

The good news for you is that this is a temporary phase in your riding career. You will either (a) buzzsplat or (b) become more acutely conscious of your own mortality after a few minor but eye-openingly lucky crashes.

Take it to the track. You'll live longer.