The Motorcycle Personality Test

[pzkpfw]

harley 883..

fuck that

Me too, FFS.

"You scored dead center average, lacking any of the personality quirks that normally drive people to motorcycling."

[James Deuce]

Obviously I have the wrong bike.....although mines definately not comfortable so I'm part way there. I don't think Ive ever actually seen an EX500 round a track but hey I'm KEEN

Tony McMurdo's methanol fuelled EX500 won the NZ F3 championship for a number of years in a row.

[XxKiTtiExX]

Honda Hawk
You scored -6 moxie, -3 zeal, and 0 pomp!


Your interest in riding a motorcycle is purely practical - its cheap, easy to get through the city, and you can park anywhere. You are unlikely to ever ride anywhere except between home and work or school. In order to maximize the practicality of riding, you read the magazine reviews and choose a bland yet utterly reliable Honda, a sensible motorcycle for sensible people.


Guess I best put a Honda sticker over the Suzuki one and start pretending.

[Snails pace]

6 moxie, 12 zeal, and -6 pomp
You tried the racing thing for a while, but it honestly bored you. I mean really, you just keep going 'round and 'round the track, where's the challenge there?

Your current favorite bike is the R1150GS. You look for dirt roads to ride on the way to work. You secretly dream of riding to Prudhoe Bay.

Of all the personality types, you are most likely to have several Iron Butt Saddlesore 1000's under your belt.

Scary stuff, how did they know i plan to ride to Prudhoe next year

[007XX]

Hmmmmm...interesting test! Actually had to think about a few of the questions...

I liked the result:

Moto Guzzi V11

You scored -1 moxie, 11 zeal, and -6 pomp!

You've ridden 'em all. You love riding, and you're at the peak of your game. You develop irrational love for unusual motorcycles, and the latest acquisition is a sweet Moto Guzzi.

You are the most likely among the personality types to own a garage full of esoteric old bikes awaiting restoration.

And although I haven't ridden them all, although the bit about me developping an irrational love for unusual bikes is pretty dead on.

[skidMark]

93/100 You scored 11 on moxie, higher than 93% of your peers.

53/100 You scored 6 on zeal, higher than 53% of your peers.

88/100 You scored 8 on pomp, higher

You exhibit an overexuberance in all respects that cannot be satisfied. Your attitude and ego are over the top, yet you actually have the skills to match. Its infuriating. People would hate you, but you're too damned nice. You always ride like its your last day to live, and leave bystanders vaguely aroused.
Your bike is the Ducati 996. Sex on wheels.

[MarkH]

FJR1300...hmmm, it's a bit bigger than I'm used to.

Yeah, it said FJR1300 for me too. Somehow I doubt that I will be getting a FJR1300 though. Currently I am only thinking about a 750. If I want more I would look at moving up to a litre bike.

Oh yeah - scored a 2 - 9 - 1 at least no negative numbers I suppose.

[Sue VFR]

Your result for The Motorcycle Personality Test ...
Ducati ST4s

You scored 4 moxie, 12 zeal, and 7 pomp!

[SixPackBack]

Your result for The Motorcycle Personality Test ...
Yamaha YZF R1

You scored 9 moxie, 7 zeal, and 3 pomp!

You're addicted to speed, but have the knowledge and experience to match. Although you like to win, you don't really care so much about competing with others as much as competing with yourself.
Your bike is the Yamaha YZF R1. Given how easily the rear wheel on this beast spins up coming out of turns, it is fortunate that you constantly work to improve your skills. (I've seen more R1s crash at track days than any other bike.) It was a close decision with the Suzuki GSXR1000, but your personality seemed a bit more R1-ish. (But hey, I could be wrong. Its only a silly test.)

[McJim]

You have the characteristics of a master street rider. On the way to work, your love for riding sometimes leads you to take the long way. The 50-miles-of-back-roads long way. You live for the perfect road, and plan vacations around riding.

You need a bike that can handle your addiction to the twisties as well as comfortably carry two on a weekend trip through the mountains. Your bike is the FJR1300. Can I borrow it someday?

FFS.....why is there only a question allowing you to say "I hate Harleys" but not one to say "I hate Jappas"?

Fckn Yamaha FJR1300....mumble mumble

[T.W.R]

68/100 You scored 7 on *moxie*, higher than *68%* of your peers. * 31/100 You scored 3 on *zeal*, higher than *31%* of your peers. * 88/100 You scored 8 on *pomp*, higher than *88%* of your peers.


Aprilia RSV Mille

You're a fast and competent rider, but maybe not quite as good as you think you are.

amusing, but a comment like that covers just about everyone on a bike

[ZigZag]

Your result for The Motorcycle Personality Test by ...
Trailered Harley

You scored 3 moxie, -8 zeal, and 9 pomp!

Your bike is a Harley, generally ridden distances ranging from 2-3 miles between bars. You enjoy riding in packs with hundreds of your like-minded friends on charity runs, thundering down the highway in a loud, slow convoy. You faithfully attend Sturgis, Daytona, and Laconia, and have your bike unloaded off a trailer at the edge of town so that nobody sees that you didn't ride in.

Of all the personality types, you are least likely to wave back to a rider on a different brand of motorcycle.

[laRIKin]

Yamaha YZF R1

You scored 10 moxie, 9 zeal, and 4 pomp

[smoky]

For those of you who do not understand the slang (me included) I googled the words.

Moxie = Skill and expirience
Zeal = Pasion, eagirness
Pomp = Looks, display show.

You had to google those words ????

Alternative meaning to the same description;

Moxie = you’re a legend in your own mind
Zeal = excessive compulsive disorder, you can’t help telling everyone else how to do things as good as you
Pomp = Poser, look at me look at me

[smoky]

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