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  1. 3rd September 2008, 14:02 #1
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    Lotto Prizes

    So i go into my local lotto shop to get my weekly ticket, with the misguded hope that i might one day win.

    The very nice lady informs me that if i buy this particular ticket then i might win a commodore or.........god forbide.......a Harley.

    I replied.........honey........i allready drive a Commodore...........and i wouldnt be seen dead on a Harley. She just gave me a blank stare.......

    So to all you sports bike riders out there i hope you found this funny......i did..........
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    If you win the hd I'll do you a favour and take it off your hands.You can keep the dunnydoor though.
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    Ya's meaning us sportriders find it funny ya's got a


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    Simple... trade it for a XR1200 Harley when they get here. They're going to be a neat bike, they're getting good press
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    Selling a brand new HD could pay for an 848 or maybe even a 1098/Mv Agusta
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    BWAHAHAHAHA...

    Classic...

    That's funny, even for a motard rider....
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    Funnily enough, you win either a dunnydore or 31k (plus shrapnel) which is the equivalent of the harley. So no need to even sell the HD, just dont buy it with the cash they give you
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    It might look good as a lawn ornament.........
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    Quote Originally Posted by slofox View Post
    It might look good as a lawn ornament.........
    Or a centre piece for the bonfire on Guy Fawkes night.....

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    I would happily win the HD... and then happily sell for more than its actually worth so I can then go and buy the bike I actually want...
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    Happily win either,mind you i wouldnt keep either of them long.
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    I would sell the Harley and buy a his and hers Ducati 999's for me and my wife.

    Stick the Harley where the sun don't shine..... gas guzzling overpriced heaps of shit...
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    Hmmmm - I drive a Falcon and ride a Ducati....I don't think they want my money.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jerry74 View Post
    I would sell the Harley and buy a his and hers Ducati 999's for me and my wife.

    Stick the Harley where the sun don't shine..... gas guzzling overpriced heaps of shit...
    They are actually quite economic and reliable these days. I just don't like how they look and I prefer sportsbike riding position.
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    Quote Originally Posted by McJim View Post
    They are actually quite economic and reliable these days. I just don't like how they look and I prefer sportsbike riding position.
    Good call there plus the fact most harley riders only have one eye hahahaha
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