Cellphones 1, Hitchers 0

[Waylander]

use of hands free while riding??? i ignore the damn thing when i mannage to feel the vibrator going off in my pocket and you can forget hearing the ringing if its an important call they know better than to call me when im on the bike

[jrandom]

Poor Hitcher.

Now, see what being a grumpy old bastard does to you? Can't be too good for your blood pressure, either.

And what are you doing dropping that ST? Eh? I want to ride it to your funeral scratch-free, thank you very much!

Muttermuttergladyou'reallrightmuttermutter.

[riffer]

Crikey Hitcher, you're a worry.

Hope you and Mrs Hitcher have a nice hot bath together, have an early night and get you weary sorry bodies into bed for a good nights sleep tonight.

to you both.

[Racey Rider]

3 police cars, an ambulance and a fire engine!?! I wonder what the lady in the jag told the emergency services to get that kinda turnout?

"Hello Police? I'ld like to report a miner traffic incident involving a Big Red THING"

"Ooo,, a ST1300! We'll be right there.
ALL of us!!

[sels1]

and I was heading to ohau

And I saw you in Pinky when you were coming back thru Te Horo!
I had Mrs S on board testing her new helmet/jacket/gloves/boots.

Hitcher - hope everythings ok with yr bodies and bike - regards to Mrs H.

Wont tell Mrs S, she dosent need to hear any falling off stories at this time...

[Jamezo]

I think if I had seen someone 60+ texting, I would have fallen off my bike too!

my grandma is a 1337 textz0r! I'm awaiting with glee the day she rices up her Corolla and dons Fubu.