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    Bloody hell people, take a deep breathe, loosen your ties, uncurl your white knuckled fists, relax...reelllaaaaaax...............it's just a pisstake not a statutory declaration.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dipshit View Post
    Is speed everything?

    Ultimately how quickly could you travel between A and B?

    At the speed of light? Your journey could be virtually instantaneous if speed is everything.

    But where's the fun in that? It's the fun of the journey that counts. Savour it. Enjoy the moment of riding.

    Yes you are on a bike capable of 300kph at the drop of hat. It doesn't mean you have to use it. Much like the captain of a Trident submarine doesn't have to use its nuclear arsenal every time they go for a cruise. That firepower is sitting quietly there and everybody knows it.

    Just cruise enjoying the moment knowing you are sitting on a machine with devastation in reserve.

    some people actually twist that thing on the right bar a little, and find it addictiveeeeeeeeeee

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    Quote Originally Posted by Subike View Post
    Talk to the physios there about the time needed to repair your body after a 200kph+ off.

    took me about as long as it took to change a clutch lever and side cover from 220 at teretonga.
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    Madbikeboy you need to grow up, you sound like a selfish, idiotic, immature, single-minded, stupid kid...





















    The only person I know as foolish as you............is me.....

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    It's posts like the first on in this thread that keeps me on a 53hp jigsaw puzzle.

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    Take up skydiving???

    Trackdays?

    Where's the problem?
    TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tony.OK View Post
    Ya don't...............ya race the bastard
    Yep Road race or buy an MX bike. Mxing or trail riding, Now there's a learning curve that never stops! No matter how good you are!! Its Fast, physical, mental, dirty and still on two wheels. You can jump it, thrash it, even somersault it but there's always someone better or faster!

    Do it mate give that addiction an alternative! Many years of karting taught me, once you've been on the track, there's nothing to prove on the road, nothing at all. But the same addiction lead to this http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/at...2&d=1189583986. No need to say how fast, I wasn't racing anyone and I don't feel the need to prove anything to anyone. But even after that (and I blame no one but me) I still yearn for the rush. I was f...cking lucky alot of others haven't been! haha still love that feeling though!

    I think the answer for you is road racing!! even casual MXing, but "Do it" man! if nothing else it will scratch that itch a bit! LOL!!

    Btw: I got your post, but as in the above its bloody hard not to make it sound so damn serious??
    On a Motorcycle you're penetrating distance, right along with the machine!! In a car you're just a spectator, the windshields like a TV!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Subike View Post
    Go and visit the guys who reside in your local hospital spinal unit,
    Talk to the physios there about the time needed to repair your body after a 200kph+ off. Tell they what you have told us, they will help.
    I am sure that they can show you pics of the damage you can cause yourself and others.
    Yes The addiction is there, and it can control you.
    The adrenilin rush is hard to beat.
    Good on you for reconising it, thats the first step in the right direction.
    Time now for training your inner boy who wants to play, to play safer.
    I take it seriously, but I think you're taking it a little too seriously...
    It’s diametrically opposed to the sanitised existence of the Lemmings around me in the Dilbert Cartoon hell I live in; it’s life at full volume, perfect colour with high resolution and 10,000 watts of amplification.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sidecar bob View Post
    Maybe P.M Scrivy, He may be able to help, He has a hot Hayabusa & a porn addiction so may have some answers to your problem.
    On reflection, the only things he probably knows about your dillema is where you can get a nitrous kit & some tips to some top end porn websites.
    I've got a nitrous kit, can he help me find a turbo? And pron??? Top effort fella!
    It’s diametrically opposed to the sanitised existence of the Lemmings around me in the Dilbert Cartoon hell I live in; it’s life at full volume, perfect colour with high resolution and 10,000 watts of amplification.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hospitalfood View Post
    i stopped reading your post when you started dissing buells.
    hope you die
    SLOW. SLow. SLOwwwwwwwwwwwwww. But fun to wheelstand. I will die eventually. as will you.
    It’s diametrically opposed to the sanitised existence of the Lemmings around me in the Dilbert Cartoon hell I live in; it’s life at full volume, perfect colour with high resolution and 10,000 watts of amplification.

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    Quote Originally Posted by slowpoke View Post
    I feel your pain brother

    My name is slowpoke and I'm a thou' addict. I'm following the immersion therapy course of treatment hoping that overdosing will lead to a gradual reduction in craving this perverse pleasure. To this effect I've just bought a second thou' to aidin maximising treatment and mortgaged my house to secure copious quantities of fuel at today's prices to satisfy my craving to ride and ensure a full course of treatment is carried out. My wife has left me but this is all to the good as I can now persue my treatment in a more single minded fashion and I'm confident the treatment should start to take effect within the next decade....or two....
    Bling for you Slowpoke, you get my humour.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reckless View Post
    Yep Road race or buy an MX bike. Mxing or trail riding, Now there's a learning curve that never stops! No matter how good you are!! Fast, physical, mental, dirty and still on two wheels. You can jump it, thrash it, even somersault it but there's always someone better or faster!

    Do it mate give that addiction an alternative! Many years of karting taught me, once you've been on the track, there's nothing to prove on the road, nothing at all. But the same addiction to this http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/at...2&d=1189583986. No need to say how fast, I wasn't racing anyone and I don't feel the need to prove anything to anyone. But even after that (and I blame no one but me) I still yearn for the rush. I was f...cking lucky alot of others haven't been! haha still love that feeling though!

    I think the answer for you is road racing!! even casual MXing, but "Do it" man! if nothing else it will scratch that itch a bit! LOL!!

    Btw: I got your post, but as in the above its bloody hard not to make it sound so damn serious??
    I keep breaking bones on MTB's and MX bikes - going to put the race fairings on the gixer, and I'll trailer it to the racetrack!
    It’s diametrically opposed to the sanitised existence of the Lemmings around me in the Dilbert Cartoon hell I live in; it’s life at full volume, perfect colour with high resolution and 10,000 watts of amplification.

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    Get a big adventure bike. On the dirt you can scare yourself shitless, test your skill, cross it up, drift it in, get a huge buzz and not go over 80kph.


    He didn't diss Buells - he pointed out the difference between a 103hp bike and a 160 hp bike.

    That's fair enough - I don't like 160hp bikes because I value my licence too much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    Take up skydiving???

    Trackdays?

    Where's the problem?
    Skydiving is okay, but trackdays are a rush! Bling for you.
    It’s diametrically opposed to the sanitised existence of the Lemmings around me in the Dilbert Cartoon hell I live in; it’s life at full volume, perfect colour with high resolution and 10,000 watts of amplification.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave View Post
    Get a big adventure bike. On the dirt you can scare yourself shitless, test your skill, cross it up, drift it in, get a huge buzz and not go over 80kph.


    He didn't diss Buells - he pointed out the difference between a 103hp bike and a 160 hp bike.

    That's fair enough - I don't like 160hp bikes because I value my licence too much.

    Getting dirty is always fun. CRF450 + Madbikeboy = visit to A&E.

    Buells are ok, I like the KTM SuperDuke too, but the SuperDuke seems to have a front wheel made of helium...
    It’s diametrically opposed to the sanitised existence of the Lemmings around me in the Dilbert Cartoon hell I live in; it’s life at full volume, perfect colour with high resolution and 10,000 watts of amplification.

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