Swingers in disguise.

[Big Dave]

but the SuperDuke seems to have a front wheel made of helium...

Meh.

[madbikeboy]

Meh.

them buells sure do fly...

[fire eyes]

and I thought this was a thread about swinging

[madbikeboy]

and I thought this was a thread about swinging

I have no clear recollection of that event...

[fire eyes]

I have no clear recollection of that event...

The thread title oowwww lol

crackin up laughin

[Fatjim]

First of all, I'd try getting rid of those rediculous chicken strips.

[Griffin]

Geez people... I ride a Cruiser and even I could recognise the humour in MBB's post. I think theres a lot of bikers on this site who have lost sight of what pisstaking is all about.

Re read it, have a laugh, join the support group... then buy a Cruiser and find true love

[madbikeboy]

First of all, I'd try getting rid of those rediculous chicken strips.

Chicken strips? There are none to be found on my scoot, and that goes for the front too... I can post photos...

[vtec]

I've gone thorough the same thing, only with 600's and racing. You never recover from the addiction, and I have a feeling I'll be back racing or at least riding overpowered bikes. Plus I don't really have much to lose anymore. I gave it up because I thought I'd found something worth fighting for more than the adrenalin rush of racing supersport.

But now I'm no longer bicycle courier or serious motorbike racing, and the girl I gave it up for was fucked in the head. So my life feels really empty at the moment, and I have a big gap to fill. I've been filling it with adventure and 250 4stroke racing over here in Aussie, but Melbourne is starting to feel normal, and the 250 four stroke racing is too few and far between, but I can't do much more without help, so I've got a few options for next year:
1. Go back to NZ chase sponsorship for 600's, get a competitive bike, run new tyres, and finally ride to my limits and unleash my true potential, risk my health and life, and go back to bicycle couriering.
2. Go on a backpacking adventure, Europe or South America
3. Go make some serious money in the mines of Australia, and live it up.
4. Keep the status quo, trundling along as a boring Quantity Surveyor, and very part time 250 4 stroke racer.

I'm very torn.

But you're right, sportsbikes are crack, and no matter how many times you hand your keys in it won't be long before you are asking for them back.

Maybe try a motard Aprilia SXV550, powerslides, amazing acceleration, extremely light, wheelies, stoppies, and it's so hard to fuck it up on motards. Plus max speed is less than 200kph, way less chance of death.