I'm NOT moving over!!

**Frankie** · 24th January 2005, 17:55

cmon tell us wat you told the taxi driver

**Posh Tourer :P** · 25th January 2005, 08:12

Originally Posted by Hitcher

I was going to have a rant about people who drive whilst talking or texting on cellphones. But the last time I did that the "duty god" stuck his umbrella in my front spokes...

She almost took me out too on the weekend.... Driving a BMW in Auckland this time, and calling, not texting....

**Posh Tourer :P** · 25th January 2005, 08:14

Originally Posted by alarumba

Especially when on a Bicycle

Tell me about it.... Young man in an Integra did such a manouvre recently..... If he'd U-turned, Milky woulda been SCREWED...... as it was, both of us had to swerve......

**Slipstream** · 25th January 2005, 08:18

Originally Posted by Frankie

cmon tell us wat you told the taxi driver

She said..."Please could you refrain from doing that again, as it is considered rather rude in this particular society. Also your mother, I am told, wears army boots and dresses you funny. Now if you excuse me I shall proceed with my safe and considerate travelling to my private destination. Have a nice day"

...Or at least something along those lines...right NC

**mattt** · 25th January 2005, 09:06

Originally Posted by Motu

For those of you in Auckland worried about 4x4s pushing you off the road - rest assured there is an old beat up Pajero driving around that doesn't give a flying fuck if the new Pajero wants to come into it's lane without indicating.

Well said.

When I first moved up here and had a piece of shit Telstar, I invented my own road rules. They generally went along the lines of "Your cars worth 29x mine, so get the F#%k back in that lane"

The simple fact that their excess was worth more than my car was a comforting thought. :spudbooge

**thehollowmen** · 25th January 2005, 09:48

Mz NC30_chick ma'am, I think they're still wanting you to talk dirty to them.

*ducks*

**Skunk** · 25th January 2005, 10:24

Originally Posted by thehollowmen

Mz NC30_chick ma'am, I think they're still wanting you to talk dirty to them.

Mmmmm, dirty talk, mmmm

**Sniper** · 25th January 2005, 10:27

Skunk, dont get too excited.

**SPORK** · 25th January 2005, 11:17

Yeah, you might start spraying us all...

**Skunk** · 25th January 2005, 11:22

Originally Posted by Sniper_CBR

Skunk, dont get too excited.

mmmmm excited...

**Lou Girardin** · 25th January 2005, 13:33

Originally Posted by spudchucka

Not to mention that heaps of them are dirty pervert sexo freaks too.

That's the second time you've used this. What gives? Was your mum scared by a cabby when she was carrying you?

**spudchucka** · 25th January 2005, 15:17

Originally Posted by Lou Girardin

That's the second time you've used this. What gives? Was your mum scared by a cabby when she was carrying you?

Stooping to WINJAS level Lou, (pulling out the "mother" insults) thats not like you. Or is WINJA actually your alter ego??? You have been rather absent of late.

As for the cabbies, its just my observations over time and the fact that I've seen more than a few of them charged with sexo offences.

**SPman** · 25th January 2005, 17:29

Originally Posted by Biff Baff

Oiiiii, Mr Generalisation, the same Mr Generalisation that chastised similar such persons in a recent police related thread. Heaps of taxi drivers are nor dirty, pervy, sex freaks, but greasy, blind, arrogant, fuckwits. GET IT RIGHT!

Nahh ...taxis are easy!. Just tell em to FUCK OFF, with malice aforethought and Off They Fuck!!