I'm NOT moving over!!

[NC]

As we all know, Wellington has dodgy arse "I can't get a double decker bus up there sideways" Streets. I have come close to being hit by passing cars BECAUSE I wont move right over. I mean RIGHT over, because the man with the small penis and large 4x4 thinks that he should drive down the middle of the road!

I'm very carful when I ride on most lil dodgy streets, making sure that if someone does come around the corner that they do see me and they have chance to brake, as I do. But noooooo some people can't grasp the fact that I'm on the road too and that I'm on a motorbike, Oh yes, and I don't have to fully swerve to get out of their way, because there compensatory penis enlarger is on the road.
You don't need 3/4 of the road you cock sucking, cock junkie faggots.

And taxi drivers...
I fucken hate them! This fucken bitch the other day just about took me out! No indercation what so ever, just merged IN THE MIDDLE OF A FUCKING ROUND-ABOUT. Because she was a taxi, and they have different road rules.

I nicely brought it to her attention that she just about knocked me off my bike. She responeded with "shut up"..
So my resonce to her comment was the most discusting offencive thing that has ever come out of my mouth.. even I was suprised..

Taxi's make me wanna be a cop so I can fuck their shit up!

[Two Smoker]

HERE HERE, I second that.... BUT you forgot about Couriers

[Blakamin]

As we all know, Wellington has dodgy arse "I can't get a double decker bus up there sideways" Streets. I have come close to being hit by passing cars BECAUSE I wont move right over. I mean RIGHT over, because the man with the small penis and large 4x4 thinks that he should drive down the middle of the road!

I love that.... i see them comin when i'm in the barbie van and i'll put it somewhere where THEY have to move... like, stoppping next to a parked car... or just stopping and putting on my hazard lights for the hell of it. the barbie van is bigger than most of the 4x4s (bar the HMMWV) and when they realise that I dont care, they get the picture

If I'm on the bike, I pull a u-turn and go and have "words"...

I really must do something about my road rage

[Skunk]

So my resonce to her comment was the most discusting offencive thing that has ever come out of my mouth.. even I was suprised..

Taxi's make me wanna be a cop so I can fuck their shit up!

I read the title and thought it was something to do with bed...

What did you sayto her?

Yeah, know what ya mean. Kick the doors or tailights of taxis...

[Slim]

I my air horns!

[NC]

I love that.... i see them comin when i'm in the barbie van and i'll put it somewhere where THEY have to move... like, stoppping next to a parked car... or just stopping and putting on my hazard lights for the hell of it. the barbie van is bigger than most of the 4x4s (bar the HMMWV) and when they realise that I dont care, they get the picture

If I'm on the bike, I pull a u-turn and go and have "words"...

I really must do something about my road rage

LoL
No no I'm taking about when you can fit another car next to them and they still expect you to move over!

[NC]

What did you sayto her?

I'll Pm it to you if you really wanna know...


Slim They are the shiz I wish I had some on the NC30, But apparently I can yell pretty well, and horns don't come out with "FUCK YOU CUNT FACE"

[thehollowmen]

damn
I would have got the license and complained to the taxi company management, and taken it it to the police.


That's just nasty.

You've seen the police complaints form haven't you?

[NC]

damn
I would have got the license and complained to the taxi company management, and taken it it to the police.


That's just nasty.

You've seen the police complaints form haven't you?

Yerp, I've seen the form..

But my eyes glazed over and I was to angry to remember a friggen number plate, plus...I think she got the point

[Ramius]

Yerp, I've seen the form..

But my eyes glazed over and I was to angry to remember a friggen number plate, plus...I think she got the point

Damn taxi drivers. They are the scourge of the earth! Sent straight from hell to annoy me and all others.

PS, excellent Avatar!

[Blakamin]

i was delivering at the James Cook hotel one day (just before xmas) and a cab wouldnt move... driver came up to my window and says "Hotel say taxi park, you move somewhere else!"
I replied with "you move it or I'll drive the fuck over the top of it" and proceeded to head towards his bumper... he ran for his car just as some staff came out and told him to move... I got no real satisfaction out of it....
picked the machine up the next day and the cabs moved the moment I arrived and went to drop my ramp in the bonnet of one.....
cabs can be fun sometimes... relieves the boredom of driving for a living!

[vifferman]

I replied with "you move it or I'll drive the fuck over the top of it" and proceeded to head towards his bumper... he ran for his car just as some staff came out and told him to move... I got no real satisfaction out of it....
picked the machine up the next day and the cabs moved the moment I arrived and went to drop my ramp in the bonnet of one.....

Excellent!

[Frankie]

yes tell me what u told her too

[spudchucka]

Taxi's make me wanna be a cop so I can fuck their shit up!

I love dishing tickets out to taxi drivers. They think they own the road and can drive however it suits them. Not to mention that heaps of them are dirty pervert sexo freaks too.

[Motu]

HERE HERE, I second that.... BUT you forgot about Couriers

My daughter is a courier and earns her living in the inner city - 10hrs a day of finding somewhere to park for 2 mins.On Xmas Eve she pulled into a park and had some guy come charging up to her screaming abuse,in foul language I might add about how she ''stole'' his parking space...then he kicked in her door and ripped her mirror off.It's a tough dog eat dog world out there in the city - think of it like riding a bike fast...you are on a completely different level than all those slow fuckwits around you...what they see as dangerous riding to you is a completey safe manoever - two sides to every coin,live in their world and see how you react.

For those of you in Auckland worried about 4x4s pushing you off the road - rest assured there is an old beat up Pajero driving around that doesn't give a flying fuck if the new Pajero wants to come into it's lane without indicating.