This is the advert for the bike

[SPman]

What kind of a deal is that?!? :spudwhat:
Someone pays $5000 for your bike, and then watches while the exorcist sets fire to it (only surefire way to stop the demons from returning)?

But the exorcism is thrown in for free!

[Sniper]

1 $5r3 h4v3 5$3P "1337" b3f0r3. 1 h4v3 n0 pr0b#3m 5$1ng 4#t3rn4t1v3 f0rm$ 0f (0mm5n1(4t10n 1n th3 (0rr3(t m1#135. H0w3v3r, 1n th1$ (4$3 1 h4v3 0n#% 5$3P 4 25% 133t $3tt1n, 4$ P3#v1ng 1nt0 th3 P3pth$ 0f (05ntr$tr1k3 #3v3# 1337$p34k w05#P f5xx0r m0$t KB br41n$.

I promise to give you rep as soon as Im allowed to again and when I can finish reading that

[Skunk]

Fuck, I'm still working out 1337

[Jamezo]

Fuck, I'm still working out 1337

bah, Jim2's 1337 is teh sux0r.

'/0|_||2 1337 |5 50 14/\/\3, |7'5 |345|( (|-|4|24(73|2 |23|D14(3/\/\3|\|7. 4|\|'/ 01|) #001 (0|_|1|) |)3(0|)3 |7.

the patented Jmz1337MarkVII

"It rox0rs yuor box0rz!" - Satisfied customer

[Ramius]

bah, Jim2's 1337 is teh sux0r.

'/0|_||2 1337 |5 50 14/\/\3, |7'5 |345|( (|-|4|24(73|2 |23|D14(3|?/\/\3|\|7. 4|\|'/ 01|) #001 (0|_|1|) |)3(||D3|2 |7.

the patented Jmz1337MarkVII

"It rox0rs yuor box0rz!" - Satisfied customer

I am so confused. I will be in the corner kicking the cat!

[Skunk]

bah, Jim2's 1337 is teh sux0r.

'/0|_||2 1337 |5 50 14/\/\3, |7'5 |345|( (|-|4|24(73|2 |23|D14(3|?/\/\3|\|7. 4|\|'/ 01|) #001 (0|_|1|) |)3(0|)3 |7.

the patented Jmz1337MarkVII

"It rox0rs yuor box0rz!" - Satisfied customer

:spudwhat: :unsure:

[Blakamin]

I am so confused. I will be in the corner kicking the cat!

can I come??? have you got 2 cats???? :unsure:

[StoneChucker]

Consider my brain fried :unsure:
I could understand Jim's post, and Celticno6's reply. But bound me up, color me pink and call me Suzy if I can fathom what the hell Jamezo is on about. Jamezo, your pocket organiser is leaking dude.

So, is 1337 supposed to be "leet" as in "Elite"?
I must be so uncool. Can I study this language as an adult course at Massey?

[Skunk]

Consider my brain fried :unsure:
I could understand Jim's post, and Celticno6's reply. But bound me up, color me pink and call me Suzy if I can fathom what the hell Jamezo is on about. Jamezo, your pocket organiser is leaking dude.

So, is 1337 supposed to be "leet" as in "Elite"?
I must be so uncool. Can I study this language as an adult course at Massey?

Farcanal. I got bits of Jim's and decided I'm too old for it.

[Blakamin]

Farcanal. I got bits of Jim's and decided I'm too old for it.

me too..... might take up drinking again... (only stopped 20 minutes ago)

[Coyote]

1 $5r3 h4v3 5$3P "1337" b3f0r3. 1 h4v3 n0 pr0b#3m 5$1ng 4#t3rn4t1v3 f0rm$ 0f (0mm5n1(4t10n 1n th3 (0rr3(t m1#135. H0w3v3r, 1n th1$ (4$3 1 h4v3 0n#% 5$3P 4 25% 133t $3tt1n, 4$ P3#v1ng 1nt0 th3 P3pth$ 0f (05ntr$tr1k3 #3v3# 1337$p34k w05#P f5xx0r m0$t KB br41n$.

ARRGH, my brain just exploded

[Storm]

Can this site please have a techno babble translator for all these computer illiterate folk like me who have absolutely no F^&*in idea what all that was?

[madandy]

You're not the only one...fucked if I know what's going on in this thread...

[James Deuce]

bah, Jim2's 1337 is teh sux0r.

'/0|_||2 1337 |5 50 14/\/\3, |7'5 |345|( (|-|4|24(73|2 |23|D14(3/\/\3|\|7. 4|\|'/ 01|) #001 (0|_|1|) |)3(0|)3 |7.

the patented Jmz1337MarkVII

"It rox0rs yuor box0rz!" - Satisfied customer

You'll note if you'd actually read mine, that I said I only used a quarter of my l337 speak powers, rather than my full Counterstrike mode, as I thought it would be impossible to translate for most KBers without extensive nationwide brain damage.

You're a show off mate

[SPORK]

This thread is goldmine. Trust me, in 24 hours time, there is going to be a hell of reputation given out!

0/2 1/\/ 0+|-|3/2 \/\/0/2|)5 ...... 1337 4 1|/=3 !!!