I think I've found THE perfect woman.
No, seriously.
It's my birthday on Friday - she talked me into talking to work and getting a day off, and we're heading down to the Taupo MotoTT day, her shout.
Does it get any better than this?
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I think I've found THE perfect woman.
No, seriously.
It's my birthday on Friday - she talked me into talking to work and getting a day off, and we're heading down to the Taupo MotoTT day, her shout.
Does it get any better than this?
It’s diametrically opposed to the sanitised existence of the Lemmings around me in the Dilbert Cartoon hell I live in; it’s life at full volume, perfect colour with high resolution and 10,000 watts of amplification.
Resident Redneck
yup...a woman with a beer
One hell of a ride.
My girl bought me a stunning T'bird. ;-P
Po ta toes
I let my man live..... and wank, watch rugby and drink beer, hey, I'M perfect!
Hardcore Biker
hard to stop us wanking....unless you shoot us
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You are too good to that man TrudesOriginally Posted by Trudes
That can be arranged...specially if you muck up the sheets
Shafty Bugger
specially if you muck up the sheets
A tissue keeps the spots off the moniter.
The perfect woman?
Yeap I know her
My Mom
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ACCHOLES
Trudes... surely if you were the perfect woman... he wouldnt have to wank???
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Aren't mothers great?!I think I've found THE perfect woman.
No, seriously.
It's my birthday on Friday - she talked me into talking to work and getting a day off, and we're heading down to the Taupo MotoTT day, her shout.
Does it get any better than this?
Grow older but never grow up
<- A new way to take a rubber!
madmikeboy - I think in your case it took the perfect woman to find that hard road
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nice one. 10 char min.madmikeboy - I think in your case it took the perfect woman to find that hard road
It’s diametrically opposed to the sanitised existence of the Lemmings around me in the Dilbert Cartoon hell I live in; it’s life at full volume, perfect colour with high resolution and 10,000 watts of amplification.
<<----- My dream bike.
you never sneak one in when you can't be bothered waking her up?!!!Trudes... surely if you were the perfect woman... he wouldnt have to wank???
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I think she meant she's the perfect wife. He hasn't found the perfect mistress yet.Trudes... surely if you were the perfect woman... he wouldnt have to wank???
Some things are worth dying for, living is one of them.
Forum whore
Nah, she's gotta have a flat head to give you summat to sit your beer on while she's giving you a blowjob.
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And that's after she's had the frontal labotomy.
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