Criticism needed!

[carver]

May I suggest that unlike you did with the MP3 video you should generally edit out the overtaking on the double yellow line. Putting evidence on the internet of illegal driving is probably not the best idea in the world.

Remember - a quick edit and it never happened!

but it would be hard to prove anything...
tinted visor, no specific time given, i just did something naughty

Dancing monkeys are always a hit

we can try getting sidewinder to dance?

[doozy]

but it would be hard to prove anything...
tinted visor, no specific time given, i just did something naughty

I'm not 100% sure how it would work for a video posted on youtube ... but I've noticed an increase in this sort of behaviour by the police

http://www.stuff.co.nz/4687102a6000.html

My advice would be to ensure you signed up/use an email address on youtube that is difficult to trace back to you ...

As far as improvements, I like the video's you've posted so far, I thought the MP3 review was awesome (although there did seem to be a little excess footage of it being ridden). The "how is it?" ... "its shit" moments repeating themselves was pretty funny.

If you're just looking to increase youtube hits ... if that counts as improvement, just outright lie in the tags on the video so that it appears in more frequently in the top 10 things people are searching for http://www.youtube.com/browse?s=mp gives you the most viewed videos so if you added something like 'ninja' 'cat' to your vids I'm sure the number of views would jump.

[glice]

so just a carnage film?

na, just taking the piss. I actully think most of the films are pretty good, sometimes a bit long, but good.

[SixPackBack]

Improvements?

• Tarts-lots of tarts, preferably with their tits hangin' out.
• Decent bikes-lose the shit box scooters, we wanna see gixxers and R1s welding themselves to tarmac in an expensive display of destruction.
• Broken bones and blood-real men fall off and smash themselves up just for our enjoyment.
• Trouble with the police--shots of an angry copper administrating pepper spray or better still a tazer.
• Nibbling each others sausage-what you do behind closed doors is your business but we do not want to see that shit-its nasty, stop it.

[carver]

I'm not 100% sure how it would work for a video posted on youtube ... but I've noticed an increase in this sort of behaviour by the police

http://www.stuff.co.nz/4687102a6000.html

My advice would be to ensure you signed up/use an email address on youtube that is difficult to trace back to you ...

As far as improvements, I like the video's you've posted so far, I thought the MP3 review was awesome (although there did seem to be a little excess footage of it being ridden). The "how is it?" ... "its shit" moments repeating themselves was pretty funny.

If you're just looking to increase youtube hits ... if that counts as improvement, just outright lie in the tags on the video so that it appears in more frequently in the top 10 things people are searching for http://www.youtube.com/browse?s=mp gives you the most viewed videos so if you added something like 'ninja' 'cat' to your vids I'm sure the number of views would jump.

well, thats interesting.
can the cops ping us for doing wheelstands etc on public roads, the UK mags seem to be able to get away with it.
i want to get away with it too
yeah i can understand too much footage being in that last flick

[madbikeboy]

Improvements?

• Tarts-lots of tarts, preferably with their tits hangin' out.
• Decent bikes-lose the shit box scooters, we wanna see gixxers and R1s welding themselves to tarmac in an expensive display of destruction.
• Broken bones and blood-real men fall off and smash themselves up just for our enjoyment.
• Trouble with the police--shots of an angry copper administrating pepper spray or better still a tazer.
• Nibbling each others sausage-what you do behind closed doors is your business but we do not want to see that shit-its nasty, stop it.

What he said, but with more of the tarts and less of the sausage nibbling. And if you could somehow get footage of an angry Ginger Copper, that'd be just fucking peachy.

[madbikeboy]

well, thats interesting.
can the cops ping us for doing wheelstands etc on public roads, the UK mags seem to be able to get away with it.
i want to get away with it too
yeah i can understand too much footage being in that last flick

Can the fuzz spoil your fun for doing illegal stuff on public roads with you kindly producing and then posting video evidence? Why, yes, yes they can.

But, the upside to all this hilarity. You'll get a nice room in a publicly funded facillity, and while you may have to share your room, the nice gentleman with the beard and tats will be keen to play hide the sausage in your not so tight rear. You'll get a nice structured time for your exercise routine, and you'll get a nice uniform freshly washed each day for when your ex-girlfriend will come and visit and look at you through glass. And best of all, when you shower, you'll have loads of keen people helping you find that soap you just dropped.

[Hitcher]

Don't be such fucking wowsers. The Fuzz(TM) will probably only be interested in looking at video "evidence" if they are investigating a crime. Otherwise I suspect that they have better things to do than browse what a bunch of young chaps high on life may be posting on the Internet.

There is plenty of precedent for moving pictures of people doing dumb stuff being made public. This catalogue of idiocy starts in the era of silent movies and runs through to recent popular successes like Jackass, and its sequel. The Mormon Few's contribution is merely part of this genre. And as long as nobody other than themselves is caught or killed in the production of their material, I am certain that the Secretary will disavow all knowledge of their actions.

[Pwalo]

Get a grant from Aunty Helen, and do a tour of the US. Just say you're going to have a look at how Stunting has affected the local culture.

Worked for hip hop.

[rachprice]

fuck you dudes crack me up....good shit

[carver]

Don't be such fucking wowsers. The Fuzz(TM) will probably only be interested in looking at video "evidence" if they are investigating a crime. Otherwise I suspect that they have better things to do than browse what a bunch of young chaps high on life may be posting on the Internet.

There is plenty of precedent for moving pictures of people doing dumb stuff being made public. This catalogue of idiocy starts in the era of silent movies and runs through to recent popular successes like Jackass, and its sequel. The Mormon Few's contribution is merely part of this genre. And as long as nobody other than themselves is caught or killed in the production of their material, I am certain that the Secretary will disavow all knowledge of their actions.

cool, i like your thinking!

[Morcs]

Nah, couldn't be bothered loading those youtube vids, from what I have already seen and downloaded from you idiots.

I don't like RELIGIOUS CULTS, which is what MORMONS are. You're weird!

I like you more than ISLAMIC IDIOTS however, so take that that as a compliment.

As to collecting toys, you ain't got any idea, do you knob-end!

I hope you like the red you just got!

[Morcs]

I didnt like the MP3 movie too much. The CBF was a bit better.

The cold kiwi one was epic. the sound track was dramatic, it had the action, and good scenes, and the humour was better.

I think you should base the films around 3 different things :

• Bike reviews

• Event reviews (the drags, racing, or even random events that you can gatecrash on bikes etc..)

• place reviews (same as bike reviews, but on the town and its people (and slow KBers' )

and yes, cop appearances, as well as 17-20 year old sluts would be bonuses...

[carver]

I didnt like the MP3 movie too much. The CBF was a bit better.

The cold kiwi one was epic. the sound track was dramatic, it had the action, and good scenes, and the humour was better.

I think you should base the films around 3 different things :

• Bike reviews

• Event reviews (the drags, racing, or even random events that you can gatecrash on bikes etc..)

• place reviews (same as bike reviews, but on the town and its people (and slow KBers' )

and yes, cop appearances, as well as 17-20 year old sluts would be bonuses...

yeah, i have a different idea....
this will not be based on top/fifth gear!

dirty sluts...hmmmmm.
the MP3 is pretty hard to be silly on, it was more professional than the CBF one!

we will make a mix of them all for the next one! more professional, more epic, more silly