Stolen Bikes!

[Bend-it]

Any of you been offered cheap parts?
Any of you been offered a deal too good to be true?
Any of you seen cheap parts on Tard me?

Actually, it's doesn't have to be cheap or "too good to be true"... The crim would make more money and remove suspicion if they sold goods for a higher price!

How do we stop our pride and joy bikes from being stolen?

Can't stop a determined thief...

Well actually, this is where Murphy comes into play... if you have insurance, then your bike won't be stolen! Simple as that!

If it is stolen, then it's new bike time!

Tongue in cheek, of course it sucks having a bike stolen, and thieves should be castrated with a meat tenderiser...

Subarus for instance, buy a shitty two wheel drive impreza, steal a wrx impreza and stick the running gear in the shit impreza turning it into a 4wd model, all the chasis holes are there etc.

And that's back to front... surely it's easier to get the bumpers, stickers and differing body panels off the 2wd one and put it on the 4wd one, as opposed to pulling out all the running gear!! Except for the top mount intercooler scoop... Maybe put a front-mounted one in and paint it black if it'll fit...

Then you can sell the 2wd one with wrx body kit to some wannabe moron!

Anyway, this is beside the point...