Well... Never actually irreperably destroyed a bike.
Smashed up my GP125 avoiding a drunk driver about 8.00pm in Taita when he came at me the wrong way down the street. I hit a lamp-post on the side of the road. Didn't know much about target fixation back then but on reflection it was probably the lesser of two evils to hit. New front wheel, triples, forks and rotor I was back in business, albeit with a few nasty dents in the fuel tank.
Crashed my IT400 too many times to mention. But gaffer tape held together the plastic I couldn't weld. But hey, it was a dirt bike - whattaya expect?
Lowsided my CB350 three times and highsided it once (Damn skinny tyres). Never caused it enough damage for anyone to notice - but it was a bit of a ratbike.
Wiped out the front end of my fzr last year when I lowsided in rush hour traffic. $1100 of parts later its going fine (apart from a slightly warped left front rotor).
And I to my motorcycle parked like the soul of the junkyard. Restored, a bicycle fleshed with power, and tore off. Up Highway 106 continually drunk on the wind in my mouth. Wringing the handlebar for speed, wild to be wreckage forever.
- James Dickey, Cherrylog Road.
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