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    Quote Originally Posted by NighthawkNZ View Post
    Meh, there's even more at Scummies tonight!!
    you mean its double at his house from 1 to 2?

    Or is there a crowd of SI police? (3)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gremlin View Post
    you mean its double at his house from 1 to 2?

    Or is there a crowd of SI police? (3)
    Thats most of them innit ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by NighthawkNZ View Post
    Meh, there's even more at Scummies tonight!!
    Must be his turn to shout the dounuts
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    motoways, or as I like to call them Pig farms.

    Funny thing is, i always do 140+ going north bound lol. Never seem to get a look by anycop as i sail on past.

    I have a theory - bikes are alot smaller than cars making it harder to judge there speed, a gentel weave in and out of lanes over taking cars is alot differnt to a boy racer in his large car driving agresivly

    larger car has less room therefore is seen as agressive
    bikes seem to just glide on by un noticed.

    Until a cops around that has his radar on all the time lol
    Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot

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    Two muftis, two patrol cars and 1 bike from Maramarua to Manukau around 1100-1130 this morning. Most of them with their toy guns pointing. A record for sure for this JAFA...

    Must be something in the air....

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    Quote Originally Posted by BarBender View Post
    Must be something in the air....
    End of the quarter maybe?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grahameeboy View Post
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    Just back from KR office.

    Had 3 speed guns pointed at me on the Western and back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KiwiRat View Post
    Auckland aint that big a city really.
    Actually, it is. 175th largest city in the world by land area.

    Quote Originally Posted by KiwiRat View Post
    The motorway system is tiny compared to real cities overseas.
    And combined with the size, therein lies the problem...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gremlin View Post
    Next time you want to do something stupid on the motorways, take a careful look as you travel along it. Almost the entire auckland region of motorway has cameras covering it. Do something, they keep an eye on you, and cop (if in area) is told what off ramp you get off at.
    Spot on there & they are watched, all hours. A friends partner does just that. If they see drunks driving n swerving etc, they call it thru to the police... police dispatch a car or wait a little further down n bingo... caught.
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    Hmmm those cameras have been there for ages, I often wondered if they WERE watched.

    Oh and BTW I am finally admitting defeat, previously in this thread I said I wasn't seeing any cops on the motorway...well yesterday morning I passed a cop with someone already pulled over (6.15am), then in the arvo going home a car was heading north in pursuit of someone (3.45pm) and again this morning cop had someone pulled over...

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    Quote Originally Posted by LilSel View Post
    Spot on there & they are watched, all hours. A friends partner does just that. If they see drunks driving n swerving etc, they call it thru to the police... police dispatch a car or wait a little further down n bingo... caught.
    Well, thank your friend for me, perhaps with a nice STD or a hand grenade. They were nice enough to guide a motorcycle cop as to where I was on the motorway system a few months ago. Lucky for me the bike cop was an alright guy. On second thoughts, be nice to your friend, especially if he can get drunks off the road.

    I wish we could just administer a 9mm injection into their temples, would save us so much grief. The drunk drivers, that is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion View Post
    Personally, I throughly approve of a VERY strong police presence on the motorway system.

    In fact every police officer who is not on duty on a booze bus and has a radar set in his/her vehicle should be sent to patrol the motorways.

    (I also throughly approve of booze buses. The numbers both of buses and of officers per bus should be exponentially increased)
    I was pulled over at a booze bus stop. I could not find anywhere to buy a drink though
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