View Poll Results: What would you do?

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  • Try and reason with the "fellow"

    13 7.07%
  • Drop/Deck him

    134 72.83%
  • Get on your bike and ride off

    11 5.98%
  • Wet yourself thinking this might hurt

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Thread: What would you do?

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    What would you do?

    Your on your motorbike riding along with a pillon on the back. Look in your mirror and see some punk ass teen, in his early 20's with his hat sideways glasses and looking like a right tosser, driving his car about 6 feet off the back of your bike. You pull over the left to let him pass. Look at him and shake your fist as he drives past meaning "what the fu@k are you doing?". Next thing you know he swerves across at you missing you by mare centimeters and making you swerve as well. You yell and him and signal for him to pull over. You pull over hes in front of you in his car. You hop of your bike. He jumps out of the car holding up his pants and yells "You wanna go c@nt" proceeding towards you.

    Next part is up to you ...
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    Anyone starting a conversation with the following "Wanna have a go?", "you want a piece of me?", "What are you lookin' at?" isn't likely to see reason. Glaswegian instinct upon someone being stupid enough to voice their intentions in this way should receive a pre-emptive attack where the front of your helmet connects with the bridge of their nose.

    Then you kick him in the stones and stamp in his legs once he's down THEN you ride off on your bike.

    However I would never gesticulate (shake my fist) in the first place. Using gestures and/or your horn is just asking for trouble. Cars are bigger, harder and a lot more deadly than bikes eh?

    When I get cut up by a motorist I just try to find another route.
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    I'd like to think I'd be mature enough to let it go and move along.

    In reality I think I'd open a can of McJim on his ass

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    I think when someone use's the words "wanna go c@nt" its lights out for that mofo. Don't forget to throw his keys into the bush before you ride off

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    Quote Originally Posted by T bone View Post
    I think when someone use's the words "wanna go c@nt" its lights out for that mofo. Don't forget to throw his keys into the bush before you ride off
    Only throw his keys away AFTER scraping them alongside the entire length of his car.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1vanvan1 View Post
    Your on your motorbike riding along with a pillon on the back. Look in your mirror and see some punk ass teen, in his early 20's with his hat sideways glasses and looking like a right tosser, driving his car about 6 feet off the back of your bike. You pull over the left to let him pass. Look at him and shake your fist as he drives past meaning "what the fu@k are you doing?". Next thing you know he swerves across at you missing you by mare centimeters and making you swerve as well. You yell and him and signal for him to pull over. You pull over hes in front of you in his car. You hop of your bike. He jumps out of the car holding up his pants and yells "You wanna go c@nt" proceeding towards you.

    Next part is up to you ...
    How is he a threat if he needs to hold his pants up...simple...get him to raise his fists, his pants fall down....you turn and run, he runs and trips onto his face...a little known Samuri trick when their swords were banned...do nothing and still win the bout...

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    A) deal with it when it happens.........get over it.
    However i will ignore your whole bullshit story of how you own the road and go to the end.
    BLAH BLAH BLAH.......young punk walks up to you and say "Wanna go"....what do you do?
    Tell him what your issue is, if he throws a punch - duck and deck him. Go to court, do periodic detention.........
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    Darwin had some good ideas, just make sure your the fittest.

    So, following the words "wanna go cunt", you can assume hes on drugs and that your the fittest. But dont forget P, i hear people on P dont go down so easy.

    Or you could be modern about this, give him a chance to redeem himself, and explain to him that you didnt apreachete his tail gateing. (gating?)

    Then you could file a complaint at the cops about him.

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    I voted to drop him.

    However, I would not have waved my first at him as he went past as its only going to anger the car driver and your very vulnerable to their actions. You have to remember that even though he did something to piss you off, you need to keep your thoughts to yourself and just bite your lip!

    But as mentioned above, if he had gotten out of his car then its likely he had already made up his mind he was going to do something foolish...so you may aswell do it first lol...
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    Ive always been bought up to pick my fights so if it had got that far I would of already decided to fight, most probably not the best idea

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    So what did you do with this teen who's in his twenties?
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    Quote Originally Posted by McJim View Post
    Anyone starting a conversation with the following "Wanna have a go?", "you want a piece of me?", "What are you lookin' at?" isn't likely to see reason. Glaswegian instinct upon someone being stupid enough to voice their intentions in this way should receive a pre-emptive attack where the front of your helmet connects with the bridge of their nose.

    Then you kick him in the stones and stamp in his legs once he's down THEN you ride off on your bike.

    However I would never gesticulate (shake my fist) in the first place. Using gestures and/or your horn is just asking for trouble. Cars are bigger, harder and a lot more deadly than bikes eh?

    When I get cut up by a motorist I just try to find another route.
    Tailgaters are a part of life when ya do the speed limit ! Shake ya fist at him is askin for trouble Dont ya think ? perhaps a shake of the head at the most !
    Gesturing him to pull over after shaking ya fist lol keep ya helmet on and be ready to deal out the McJim justice !
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1vanvan1 View Post
    Your on your motorbike riding along with a pillon on the back. Look in your mirror and see some punk ass teen, in his early 20's with his hat sideways glasses and looking like a right tosser, driving his car about 6 feet off the back of your bike. You pull over the left to let him pass. Look at him and shake your fist as he drives past meaning "what the fu@k are you doing?". Next thing you know he swerves across at you missing you by mare centimeters and making you swerve as well. You yell and him and signal for him to pull over. You pull over hes in front of you in his car. You hop of your bike. He jumps out of the car holding up his pants and yells "You wanna go c@nt" proceeding towards you.

    Next part is up to you ...
    You've got a helmet on and some carbon knuckled gloves plus boots. I would of kicked and beat the fuck out of him then tell him come get it c#nt.
    Im young yes 22 but im not a dick like most of those guys and just hate these wanna be gangsta's and tough guys.
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    But keeping your thoughts bout you would of been better.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MIXONE View Post
    So what did you do with this teen who's in his twenties?
    I second this question

    Personally I would have told him why he saw me waving my fist, then if he still wanted to "have a go" after all of that then I guess i'd be forced to defend myself, after he'd already tried to kill me with his car.Followed very closely with a phone call.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MIXONE View Post
    So what did you do with this teen who's in his twenties?
    Well, I was the pillion in this event.

    It wasn't really a shake of the fist as such. More just a unfriendly wave. You know the one. Its not like we flipped him the bird.

    Secondly. I just stood next to the bike making sure he wasn't going to attack the bike. Also incase my mate got the beat down I was there to "assisst". Basically he ran over and did like a flying kick into my mate. Mate caught his leg and put him down on the grass. Then basically pinned him down on the grass and yelled shit like "What the f@ck is your problem" "You could have killed us" "You idiot". His excuse was if he wasn't home in 2 minutes the cops would be on his ass. Turns out he had a home detention braclet on his ankle and he was running late. Once he figured he was screwed he basically turned into a little cat saying sorry and all those sorts of things.

    In hind sight we should of got his number plate and phoned the cops. But you know how it is when someone trys to run you down.
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