How do you ride?

**Slipstream** · 26th January 2005, 16:18

I have a big concrete pad, ontop of my garage, that I like to stand and contemplate the world on. While I'm there traffic flows past in many forms.

One day I saw my old flatmate ride past on his R6 and I thought to myself....

He rides like a girl.

Now, how did I know that? What makes it like a girl? Was it the way he looks like he's trying to keep his breasts off the tank in a semi upright position? Or was it the fact that he was wearing high heels? (Kidding about the heels)

I've seen many riders on their bikes and each one has their own style of riding. I mean position in the seat, not riding like in a "bat outta hell" or "mobility scooter" kind of way.

I understand that the type of bike you ride adjusts the way you ride (sometimes) but is there actually a beeter way to be positioned? I mean is leaning over the tank better than sitting upright?

I mean, riding a sports bike for the first time can sometimes give you sore wrist and shoulder muscles. Is this the product of lack of biker muscles, or poor biking posture?

Can you tell when it's a girl or a guy on a bike by the way the rider is sitting?

**White trash** · 26th January 2005, 16:20

Extremely dangerously.

And yes, I can normally tell if it's a chick or a dude at the helm from the body position and language.

**Blakamin** · 26th January 2005, 16:26

Originally Posted by White trash

And yes, I can normally tell if it's a chick or a dude at the helm from the language.

yeah.... chicks dont normally yell "get that fuckin POS cage outta the way you c*nt!"
that'd be a bloke on a ducati!!!!!

**jrandom** · 26th January 2005, 16:30

I ride all slow and gingerly-like.

Also, I find that my posture does tend to be affected by my enormous man-breasts.

And you're missing the nub and gist of things with your 'sore muscles' question. The whole *point* of the sprotbike riding posture is to wave one's arse at potential sexual conquests, who must 'chase' the object of their desire up what is colloquially referred to as the 'mating hill' and attempt to follow it through 'corners'.

If the sprotbiker's would-be paramours manage to 'catch' him (extreme eagerness for penetration is often indicated by slowing down and raising of the cheeks from the motorcycle's seat) then enthusiastic intercourse usually follows. This is called 'lubricating the sprockets'.

The 'sprotbike' riding position, with the weight placed on the feet and wrists, also comes into its own on the ride back home, when the penetratee tends to be in some discomfort.

**Sensei** · 26th January 2005, 16:31

Ya should be able to tell from their " Tight Curvaceous leathers "

SENSEI :sly:

**Slipstream** · 26th January 2005, 16:32

Originally Posted by Slipstream

I've seen many riders on their bikes and each one has their own style of riding. I mean position in the seat, not riding like in a "bat outta hell" or "mobility scooter" kind of way.

How do you sit on your bike? might have been a better way to phrase this, than how do you ride?

**Jackrat** · 26th January 2005, 16:33

Yeah,chicks use more lower body language,guys use their upper body more.
This is not an absolute but if you take notice you will see it in a lot of male/female riders.more so if their good.
I try to use more lower body than upper body,

keep the wise cracks to ya' self OK

**Slipstream** · 26th January 2005, 16:34

Originally Posted by Sensei 509

Ya should be able to tell from their " Tight Curvaceous leathers "

SENSEI :sly:

Yeah you should...but some girls don't have curves

**Two Smoker** · 26th January 2005, 16:34

I ride badly, very badly...... and very slowly :disapint:

**Waylander** · 26th January 2005, 16:37

which ever way is more comfortable on the long rides as the the short blats around town i sit in a way that i think looks good :cool2: anything to draw attention

the pipes and bike can only do so much

**Motu** · 26th January 2005, 16:38

I find girls sit on a bike with a very straight back,this makes them look kinda awkward - I'm a sack a potatoes man myself.

**jrandom** · 26th January 2005, 16:38

Originally Posted by Slipstream

Yeah you should...but some girls don't have curves

Doughnuts.

Eat more doughnuts.

**inlinefour** · 26th January 2005, 16:39

Originally Posted by Slipstream

I have a big concrete pad, ontop of my garage, that I like to stand and contemplate the world on. While I'm there traffic flows past in many forms.

One day I saw my old flatmate ride past on his R6 and I thought to myself....

He rides like a girl.

Now, how did I know that? What makes it like a girl? Was it the way he looks like he's trying to keep his breasts off the tank in a semi upright position? Or was it the fact that he was wearing high heels? (Kidding about the heels)

I've seen many riders on their bikes and each one has their own style of riding. I mean position in the seat, not riding like in a "bat outta hell" or "mobility scooter" kind of way.

I understand that the type of bike you ride adjusts the way you ride (sometimes) but is there actually a beeter way to be positioned? I mean is leaning over the tank better than sitting upright?

I mean, riding a sports bike for the first time can sometimes give you sore wrist and shoulder muscles. Is this the product of lack of biker muscles, or poor biking posture?

Can you tell when it's a girl or a guy on a bike by the way the rider is sitting?

I know a few females that could ride better that both of us.