To crap or not to crap...

[Dani-D]

In our lifetimes we will see electric sportsbikes that make every existing production motorcycle look like a wind-up toy.

In my lifetime I have no doubt I will see active camoflague, bullets that think and parents shopping for genetically tailored designer kids. Doesn't mean I have to like it or at this moment in time except it as reality just yet.

No matter how short the reign my be, the Hydrocarbon is still King. Long live the King!

[yod]

"With little time to spare before his mindless bumbling returned life to the inferno, her mind raced as she reviewed her options. While bitchslapping him with a cheap shot from behind drew a mischevious grin to her lips she knew this was not the right and honorable thing to do. He was just a man and liable to all the faults and failings that entailed.
No, she needed to save the poor wretch from further harm - that was - until she spied what could only be described as the thing that he had ridden in on. Pity and disgust, both, warred for dominance within her breast as she looked upon its dated, unexciting and sedate lines. Had it not been for her keen senses she may have missed it altogether as it blended into the monotony of its surroundings..."

"Tourer!"

lol

no way, you're not brazenly bleating boorishly that my big brutish beast of a blackbird is boring, are you!?!?



I do have a pillion 99% of the time, to be fair...and im old

[Dani-D]

lol

no way, you're not brazenly bleating boorishly that my big brutish beast of a blackbird is boring, are you!?!?



I do have a pillion 99% of the time, to be fair...and im old

Too many Bs my friend. The statement needed to be in the form of a lyrical adventure, not a tongue twister.
You could have saved yourself a lot of typing by simply saying" You think my Behemoth should be shot? I carry a passenger to provide an alibi for lacklustre agility and I feel tired and beaten"

And on that note I bid you a good night and sweet dreams sir. I'm off to slap myself for not thinking of a career in childrens literature and then get some much needed sleep as I dream up tomorrows exciting adventures with our beloved heroine as she betrays her trusted steed with a mind preoccupied with his replacement thoroughbred...

[yod]

Too many Bs my friend. The statement needed to be in the form of a lyrical adventure, not a tongue twister.
You could have saved yourself a lot of typing by simply saying" You think my Behemoth should be shot? I carry a passenger to provide an alibi for lacklustre agility and I feel tired and beaten"

And on that note I bid you a good night and sweet dreams sir. I'm off to slap myself for not thinking of a career in childrens literature and then get some much needed sleep as I dream up tomorrows exciting adventures with our beloved heroine...

bollocks baby

if i want lots of b's, i'll have 'em

i carry a passenger because i'm married, and my wife loves the road too, and moreover, im just as quick with, as i am without.

but what you're really saying is, a bird's too big for ya?

[Dani-D]

Touche

So you DO get fired up. So far all your posts have been decidedly calm, when all others around you are going mad and hell for leather.

I'll rearrange your above statement tomorrow if you like.

Baby indeed! What kind of woman do you take me for

[yod]

Touche

So you DO get fired up. So far all your posts have been decidedly calm. when all others are going mad and hell for leather.

I'll rearrange your above statement tomorrow if you like.

Baby indeed! What kind of woman do you take me for

naaah...thats not fired up, you misinterpret

baby indeed, it had two b's in it, and i thought 'bitch' a bit brutal...

aren't you supposed to b in bed?

[Dani-D]

baby indeed, it had two b's in it, and i thought 'bitch' a bit brutal...

Nothing brutal about my name - oh wait - you meant bitch as in the insult - right.

So used to hearing it I sometimes forget its not my christian name at all.
"Dani the bitch"
"Danica is such a bitch"
"That bitch!"
"What a bitch"
"Your Cpl is a bitch dude." Haven't heard that one since making Sgt. hmmm
"Hey bitch"
"Yo bitch"
"I'm talking to you bitch"
"You ever drop in on me like that again bitch and we are going to have us a wee heart to heart"

aren't you supposed to b in bed?

Yes dad, going dad. Night dad. Cowboy will be proud of the amount of crap we managed to fill the Crap thread with tonight. Job well done Yod.

[Bren]

oh fuck....i flicked tobacco ash into my whisky instead of ash tray!


So the crap talk is down the crapper...oh crap!


my posts have dropped by about 100 or so...man i must talk crap

[Dani-D]

OH MY GOD

your avatar


no


Wrong on sooooo many levels

[yod]

Nothing brutal about my name - oh wait - you meant bitch as in the insult - right.

So used to hearing it I sometimes forget its not my christian name at all.
"Dani the bitch"
"Danica is such a bitch"
"That bitch!"
"What a bitch"
"Your Cpl is a bitch dude." Haven't heard that one since making Sgt. hmmm
"Hey bitch"
"Yo bitch"
"I'm talking to you bitch"
"You ever drop in on me like that again bitch and we are going to have us a wee heart to heart"




Yes dad, going dad. Night dad. Cowboy will be proud of the amount of crap we managed to fill the Crap thread with tonight. Job well done Yod.

why thank you, i do pride myself on my crappy magnificence

[Meanie]

Life on cyberspace is indeed getting interesting

[cowboyz]

Yes dad, going dad. Night dad. Cowboy will be proud of the amount of crap we managed to fill the Crap thread with tonight. Job well done Yod.

HEY! you have to bring the content down about 15 age brackets for me to understand it. No idea what you two have been on about.

[Meanie]

I believe we have a writer in our midst
The ride reports will be a great read wont they

[Dani-D]

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/at...9&d=1149679620

trolling around on this site and I came across this picture. I was it, started to cring when I saw the silly girl on the back with her jandle on the ground then was drawn to the front wheel and OMG!!!! Hes Tucked it!!!! They are well and truely screwed!!!!! And shes a skin graftie for sure now!!!


Just had to share, I have a thing for bins and carnage. It makes me freak but I can't help looking anyway. Like those "Worlds Most Shocking" programs, I know its not right to revel in others stupidity and/or misfortunes but I just can't seem to walk away from the TV when its on either.

[Bonez]

SNIP

Stop the talk. Walk the walk. Come for a ride with EMUs et el.

We don't bite beleive it or not.