Im doing a speech for my friends 21st and it is infront of his whole family at a nice function at 4pm today! Im having trouble trying to make a speech any tips...
Hardcore Biker
Im doing a speech for my friends 21st and it is infront of his whole family at a nice function at 4pm today! Im having trouble trying to make a speech any tips...
Forum whore
Just treat it as you would a KB post, do a down trou and moon them. Words would be unnecessary
Originally Posted by skidmark
Has left the building
Personally I prefer the "helicopter" but that's all dependant on what sized rotor one has
Just a Dog
Don't listen to them !!! Just make sure ya down 17 shots of tequila before the speech and all will be well !
Or at least you'll think so !
A girlfriend once asked " Why is it you seem to prefer to race, than spend time with me ?"
The answer was simple ! "I'll prolly get bored with racing too, once i've nailed it !"
Bowls can wait !
Hardcore Biker
I WAS THINKING OF THE WHOLE DRUNKN state speech, speaking in inchoherent slurs, then making some vulgar comment about his mother before i passout on the dinner table. pulling off the tablecloth and spilling all the food on the floor, ending up in a pile of my own spew. but his parents are christian and there will be no drinks until the after family party
Resident Redneck
thats where a secluded hip flask comes in handy.....or better still, just spike the punch!
Just a Dog
Seriously ! If ya start it off with ' Well i have known suchnsuch for somany yrs now and have to say he's a good bloke ! Some say the reason i hang around is cause his sisters hot ! But its so not true (pause here) Well ok she's hot, but it's his mom, really it is !!!
The flow should just happen from there After 17 shots
A girlfriend once asked " Why is it you seem to prefer to race, than spend time with me ?"
The answer was simple ! "I'll prolly get bored with racing too, once i've nailed it !"
Bowls can wait !
Hardcore Biker
hhaha thats good but his sisters like 8 so it wouldnt really work
Just a Dog
Ya think ? Ok his Mrs then lol why not rile up both sides of the family !
A girlfriend once asked " Why is it you seem to prefer to race, than spend time with me ?"
The answer was simple ! "I'll prolly get bored with racing too, once i've nailed it !"
Bowls can wait !
Just a Dog
Ok go to the bible and find some good quotes ! And right at the end say so what time you lot leaving ?
A girlfriend once asked " Why is it you seem to prefer to race, than spend time with me ?"
The answer was simple ! "I'll prolly get bored with racing too, once i've nailed it !"
Bowls can wait !
Grumpy Old Bastard
It sure as hell would shorten your speech time if you DID say that........
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