Funny who you meet in your professional life

[vifferman]

Yeah, it was only just the other day that I was thinking, "It's funny who you meet in your life!"

No-one.
Nup.
Can't think of anyone famous I've met, but I've met a few interesting people. Especially using public transport in Los Angeles a few weeks ago. Like the crazy drunk homeless guy who started pounding on the windows and doors of the bus when it stopped.
Or the evil looking guy with prison tats who got on the train at one stop.

Then there were the uninteresting people, like the two vacuous bints with posh accents who were on the train between Oxford and London, and who spent the whole trip (90 minutes) talking loudly about absolutely nothing at all, yet with such earnestness and self-importance that it almost sounded like it wasn't bollocks. (I managed to not slap Blonde Bint and refrained from telling her to "STFU!")

I didn't meet Pope Palpatine The Evil Santa in Rome.
I also didn't meet Liz at Buckingham Palace as it was raining so she wouldn't come out to play.

But! (however), I also didn't meet the Queen of Holland.
I did however, not meet Arnie when I was in the Sultanate of Kaliphornicatia.

[alanzs]

Dang I thought you were a whore, and you were going to tell us a funny story about a client with one leg shorter than the other and a forked penis who asked to be covered in Castrol motorcycle oil so he could ride your hills and valleys to his hearts content.


I suspect a lot of other KBers will be thinking the same......

I was hoping for something similar except with Motul oil...

[alanzs]

Yeah, it was only just the other day that I was thinking, "It's funny who you meet in your life!"

No-one.
Nup.
Can't think of anyone famous I've met, but I've met a few interesting people. Especially using public transport in Los Angeles a few weeks ago. Like the crazy drunk homeless guy who started pounding on the windows and doors of the bus when it stopped.
Or the evil looking guy with prison tats who got on the train at one stop.

Let me tell you, those people on the bus were probably thinking "Who is this fucking white guy on the bus? This is L.A. He must be insane." Didn't you notice, there were no other white people on the bus besides you? You took a bus AND a train in LA? You are one crazy mofo!