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    I like to think of myself as the zen master of splitting. I worked as a bicycle and motorbike courier for two years. I've raced for a couple of years, and commuted 20k's each way on Auckland motorway network for years... at pace.

    People when splitting are very often unaware of what's behind them because splitting requires nearly undivided attention, but still if you are splitting slowly you can afford a mirror check every 30 seconds. I always knew if there was a bike behind me even though it was rare for someone to split quicker than me, it did happen. Including Sudeep and Texmo. If you are a slow splitter check, you will often be holding someone up.

    Muppets who hog ghost lanes and block you for more than a minute are lame, and force you to have to change through a car lane to the next ghost lane to get past them, cars hate splitters changing into their lanes so its sometimes trickier than it sounds.

    If you split to the front of the queue always pick a side and make room for other bikes. And yes, blocking the cars means that you are not going to get sandwiched on takeoff, never leave any trust with anyone else that you don't have to. You aren't doing them any injustice, as even my 250 was quicker to 100 than 95% of cars, and they're only going to be tacking onto the back of the next lot of traffic whereas you get to flow through it.

    To all the nancy's who get pissed off when a bike splits and pulls in front of you, get over yourself, cars are the problem. They create the long lines of traffic. Be thankful they aren't taking up a whole car space in the traffic as that just makes the whole situation worse. They are doing you a bloody favour. When people get annoyed and toot when I was bike couriering, I'd always wave or give them the thumbs up and yell "you're the winner". It's not a negative response so they can't fire up at you, but it's taking them piss out of them so it makes them more wild. Use that tactic, flipping the bird only lets them know that they've affected your mental state and made you annoyed, that's exactly what they want. Don't give them the pleasure, throw it back at them with a nice natured positive response, works a treat.

    Here's the rules as I see it. Get from A to B as quick as possible without getting knocked off or ticketed. To do this you need several things. Know how fast your bike can brake. Always be aware of escape routes if someone tries to change lanes into you because sometimes braking won't save you, try to use evasion before or with braking, you need to be aware that any space without car in it is your space to take advantage of for saving your ass. On the bicycle I'd even use the wrong side of the road if it was clear or the traffic was going slow enough. If there is a gap big enough for a car to change lanes into, expect them to do so. Unfortunately most of these survival skills come from experience, and experience comes from experiencing what can go wrong, luckily for me on my learning adventure to becoming an experienced fast and safe splitter I was never knocked off, but I must have collected more than my fair share of wingmirrors both on the bicycle and motorbike. Only been sideswiped by a car once, but stayed on pretty easy. Really hurt my little finger on his wingmirror though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vtec View Post
    I like to think of myself as the zen master of splitting.
    So do I. I did four years in London as a motorcycle courier. The difference is though - as a courier you have this little devil on your shoulder saying "Go faster, you'll earn more". Normal commuting in traffic doesn't carry the same kind of reward.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    Normal commuting in traffic doesn't carry the same kind of reward.
    Good point, Dr Katman.
    Something I always try to be aware of when communtering: Do I really need to get there quickly? How much am I endangering my safety just to save a couple of minutes I'll just fritter away anyway?
    Generally, I choose not to lanesplit, except to the front of traffic at the lights, and then it's not to save time, but because it's a pain waiting for the cars to get moving, and because I don't like sucking up all the extra fumes they create when they accelerate away form the lights (most of the time this is just before or after the work day, so their engines are always fully warmed up).
    Mostly (and probably like most bikers) I lanesplit or otherwise carve up the traffic just because it's a buzz. Not a big enough buzz to get fined or squashed for though.
    ... and that's what I think.

    Or summat.


    Or maybe not...

    Dunno really....


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    Quote Originally Posted by vifferman View Post
    Good point, Dr Katman.

    Mostly (and probably like most bikers) I lanesplit or otherwise carve up the traffic just because it's a buzz. Not a big enough buzz to get fined or squashed for though.
    I do it because im impatient,,, and yes there is the buzz factor but i feel unsafe apon getting to the buzz stage so I tend not to so much now
    " yah trick yah "


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    Oi, You throwing stones in glass houses - were you the GN rider I waved through last night?
    If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?



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    Quote Originally Posted by James Deuce View Post
    Oi, You throwing stones in glass houses - were you the GN rider I waved through last night?
    I rode the bicycle yesterday.

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    You rode the bicycle and you're calling the guy who tooted at you a psycho? Pot, meet kettle.

    The only thing I hate sharing the road with more than a bicycle is the 92 year old bloke who drove up the Nauranga Gorge on the wrong side of the road and can't see anything wrong with that.
    If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?



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    Quote Originally Posted by James Deuce View Post
    You rode the bicycle and you're calling the guy who tooted at you a psycho? Pot, meet kettle.

    The only thing I hate sharing the road with more than a bicycle is the 92 year old bloke who drove up the Nauranga Gorge on the wrong side of the road and can't see anything wrong with that.
    "you're the winner"

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    Yeah, the "you're the winner" comment with the wave or thumbs up is always best supported with your most naughty, mischievious cheeky grin. Hehe, makes it hard for them to stay mad at you. And makes them embarrassed, cause you just humanised yourself. you are no longer just that fucking annoying bicycle that won't get to the side of the road because he's drafting the car in front.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NOMIS View Post
    reason im saying "mr gn " is becuase there a certain gn and yellow burgman
    Ahhh, a yellow Burgman - that explains it, they are the slowest ones. If it were a red Burgman you would not have a problem, the red ones are much faster! I lane split at a reasonable speed and will happily give room to a fellow biker to get past if it seems necessary.
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    Try not to let it burn you up inside..... there are plenty of hazards on the roads you have to worry about. If a biker uses their horn to let you know they are there doesn't mean they are being rude. It could just be a friendly...... "hello.... coming through" just move over and lets all be on our way in an orderly fashion I commute on my bike everyday here in Auckland city. I have never encountered arrogant bikers ..... alot of silly cagers though.

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    the true splitter gets held up by none!
    no noob, no bike, no car, no ambulance, nothing!

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    Yeah good point, over here in Melbourne people toot all the time, toot in Auckland and you'll have some Maori trying to bash your head in. Over here they do it to let people know that they are blocking the way, or to let them know that they have done something they don't like. If a biker gives you a blow on the horn, it's because he wants you to let him through. You can either get agitated or you can get helpful.

    The horn is just to let someone know you are there, if you've got time to reach your horn, you've got time to evade whoever's trying to kill you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vtec View Post
    If you are a slow splitter check, you will often be holding someone up.
    Which reminds me... With the weather getting better, we will soon see the seasonal riders emerging and holding up the professional filterer's...
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    exactly....... I find a quick toot toot is alot more friendlier and means something like "hi... here I am, can you see me?" rather than a prolonged beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep which says something like "screw you asshole!"......haha.

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