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  1. 3rd October 2008, 11:06 #1
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    Northern Motorway in chaos.

    I have this mental image of 10,000 cagers sitting on the motorway simmering away as they go nowhere very slowly.

    I am so very happy to be on the bike today.

    http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/ar...ectid=10535521
    It’s diametrically opposed to the sanitised existence of the Lemmings around me in the Dilbert Cartoon hell I live in; it’s life at full volume, perfect colour with high resolution and 10,000 watts of amplification.
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    Hahaha nub'd!

    Reminds me of when Toll Rail put at forty foot high-cube container of ours onto one of their trains heading north. Unfortunately some genius there didn't realise that although the tunnel on the way could take the normal 8'6" containers, the 9'6" container wouldn't fit.

    Cue to forty feet of scrap corten steel.


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    Just to top it off there has now been a crash just South of Warkworth with diversions down SH16.....just as well its school holidays and not so much traffic out there.
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    I've seen 40 foot refers (refridgerator containers) run out of diesel because people forgot where they put them. If they have export quality meat in them, they get smelly really fast, making them easier to find...

    LOL!

    Warkworth and the Northern. All we need now is a power cut, and it's back to 1920 in Auckland again...
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    Massive queues, took me half an hour to go around the block. It's clearing now though.

    I just took a walk down there with my binoculars, looks pretty fucked. _b
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    What has an eyewitness saying ' I'm going to have a few beers tonight," got to do with anything in that story?

    lol
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    lol I was wondering that too
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    Hehehe, what a winner!

    I presume it's going to be like this the whole day then? They'll probably want to go up and have a squiz at the bridge I suppose, make sure it won't drop any more bits. I don't care if the Northern is a parking lot, but having to route through Onewa Rd and back out again is a pisser.
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    The Harold piccie makes the overbridge look pretty fu*ked!
    Someone is in for a smacked botty...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Morcs View Post
    What has an eyewitness saying ' I'm going to have a few beers tonight," got to do with anything in that story?

    lol
    haha yeah, who cares about details, I'm just glad to know he's gonna get pissed tonight. glad no one was hurt when it happened.
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    O dear..sounds like its a good friday, up your way...hot too...
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    The weather in Auckland is wonderful, I'm in Parnell and there are women walking around here in bikini's. And it's always this sunny in Auckland.

    Oh, shit, I think my meds are running out.
    It’s diametrically opposed to the sanitised existence of the Lemmings around me in the Dilbert Cartoon hell I live in; it’s life at full volume, perfect colour with high resolution and 10,000 watts of amplification.
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    Quote Originally Posted by madbikeboy View Post
    The weather in Auckland is wonderful, I'm in Parnell and there are women walking around here in bikini's. And it's always this sunny in Auckland.
    The weather in Auckland is wonderful, I'm in Ponsonby and there are blokes walking around here in bikini's. Not good.
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    Quote Originally Posted by madbikeboy View Post
    The weather in Auckland is wonderful, I'm in Parnell and there are women walking around here in bikini's. And it's always this sunny in Auckland.

    Oh, shit, I think my meds are running out.
    Whereabouts are you on Parnell Rd? I work in a restaurant where it starts to flatten out, and even on freezing cold nights, there's still young student girls wandering around in diddley squat.

    I like Parnell Rd, always a delightful, ever-changing view
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