as per title. just wondering what sort of speeds you guys get up to. so what speed you hit and what sort of bike you did it on
as per title. just wondering what sort of speeds you guys get up to. so what speed you hit and what sort of bike you did it on
fekkin fast mr policeman
F M S
If I told you
they would all say
BULLSHIT
so lets just say very fast
To be old and wise, first you must be young and stupid.
Saw 270 on me GSXR1100M coming down the Bombay Hills to the Southern motorway at around 6am after work on a Sunday morning.True.
100kph of course.
2 1/2 times the legal speed limit in two different countrys, you can guess as to which those countrys were.
"When you think of it,
Lifes a bowl of ....MERDE"
Who cares..........straight roads are like watching a fat fucker set a record for eating hamburgers.
Be the person your dog thinks you are...
Mate,I'll be the first to admit I'm absolute shit when it comes to twisties,riders on 400s and 600s kick my ass bro!But I enjoy riding mate,don't care if Rossi wannabes overtake me on their 400s or 600s...mate,sometimes I like the scenery brother!
A few years ago I was doing ~170mph (273kph) on the Pacific Coast highway outside of LA. It was ~3am and nobody else was out. The road is very well lit and glass smooth. Was bored and thought I'd open it up a bit.
After 3-4 miles of holding the throttle at the stop in 6'th gear I dumped all my speed to stop for a red light (I try and only break one law at a time). The the traffic lights along the PCH don't have sensors, just timers and they take forever. I dig in my pocket for the mobile to read a text message somebody had sent me.
I do my thing and then put the mobile away just in time to see a member of the local constabulary in my mirror nearly rear end me.
He jumps out the car waving his gun around and tells me to step off the bike.
I oblige his request as he proceeds to search and cuff me.
He sits me down on the curb and asks me "Do you have any idea how fast you were going!?!!?" (as to not incriminate myself) I reply "honestly, no officer, I was too busy watching the road".
He says "Really. That's very interesting. I only ask you that because I HAVE NO IDEA HOW FAST YOU WERE GOING".
At this point I became full of glee at the prospect of getting out of all this because the police have a very high burden of proof for speeding tickets over here.
He interupts my happy thoughts with the statement "I have no idea how fast you were going because when you flew by, me my radar gun simply displayed an error message. I called into the station house to ask about that error message while I was coming after you. It turns out that my gun won't read any higher than 155mph and that error was telling me it had just picked up an object faster than 155mph. So I'm going to ask you again. Do you have any idea how fast you were going?"
At this point I knew I was completely hosed and I came clean.
Total damage was spending the night in the county jail. Suspended license for 2 months. Nearly $2,000usd in fines to get the bike back. A lesson learned.
111 scared the shit out of me
Second is the fastest loser
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DB is the new Porridge. Cause most of the mods must be sucking his cock ..... Or his giving them some oral help? How else can you explain it?
I did a 155,459mph the other day whilst lane splitting...dang I love my CV50RR!!![]()
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